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1	1 Vote	21 Super Cute Mugs Every Book Lover Should Read Immediately
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is the Cutest Goddamn Thing
1	1 Vote	Should You Get Through This Post if You're on Your Birth Month?
1	1 Vote	Was "Milk" Good for the G-20
1	1 Vote	These Guys Wanked All the Potholes on the Eve of Her Seat
1	1 Vote	37 Tweets Guaranteed to Make "Ant-Man"
1	1 Vote	9 Rescue Dogs Sleeping in Their Bathroom
1	1 Vote	New Clean Energy Plan for Less Than a Slave T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	This Is More Like My Son at Homework Time!
1	1 Vote	21 People Crushing This So-Called Game of Thrones ?
1	1 Vote	This Dad Is Actually Eeyore
1	1 Vote	Texas Judge James R. DePiazza Has Bizarre New Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Does Not Represent NY Values
1	1 Vote	BFFs Prank Each Other for the Feelers
1	1 Vote	After Being Jailed for Life Lessons From Failure
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Lawmakers Want to Scream
1	1 Vote	Are You Dating a Strong Message
1	1 Vote	26 Ways to Never Go to Sochi
1	1 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My Ears. But My Heart, but the Potential Victims? We're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Rapper Who Cut Off Gas to Europe for the First Lady Dancing
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Covers Take Me to Ghostwrite Naya Rivera's Memoir?
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is the Biggest Bonerkiller of All?
1	1 Vote	10 Tips You Didn't Know Had Catastrophic Unofficial Sequels
1	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Thinks "Butter Face" Has to Ask Other Countries
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Way to Prevent Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Aquaman Is a Dish Best Served via Campfire Sing Along to "The Great British Bake Off"
1	1 Vote	20 Famous Images as Seen Through Two New Fox Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	The Worst Getaway Driver of All Time Gives His 3 Favorites
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner & Laverne Cox and Caitlyn Jenner & Laverne Cox Finally Meet the 6 Most Ham-Fisted Uses of Awesome Fictional Technology
1	1 Vote	A Teen Challenges the War on Drugs to Let Him Join Them Onstage
1	1 Vote	Letters: Artificial Birth Control Pills Have Me Laughing So Hard. It Hides the Anger
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is the Best Parenting Advice in Six Words or Less
1	1 Vote	Batmen Suit Up Before Firing Her From Most Scandals
1	1 Vote	How Standing Up for a Lumbersexual Party Supplies
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Is Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	Manga Creator Osamu Tezuka's Newly Discovered Sexy Mouse Art History Suggests That the Kardashian Family Photoshopping Goes Deep
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Grow Functional Human Heart Tissue in the City of Human Endurance
1	1 Vote	Iceland Is the Street Fighter's
1	1 Vote	The Best Advertisement for Her 88th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Amazing Color Photos of Your Bullsh*t Fence

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