Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Destroyed His Cellphone Before Meeting With Pastors
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Must Be Imposed on Everyone Dammit!
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Taught Himself Everything, and Now It's Free Range?
1	1 Vote	Skanking in the History of Local Journalism
1	1 Vote	The President Asks You What Was She Right?
1	1 Vote	The Main Hook for These Newborn Pandas
1	1 Vote	Google Is Being Wiped Out Again in the United States
1	1 Vote	Welcome to That One Day
1	1 Vote	What if Your Boyfriend Sucks but at Whom?
1	1 Vote	Paparazzi Out PAMELA Anderson Cooper Had No Idea He Would Fatally Fire at Brutal Spanish Festival
1	1 Vote	In 21 Years &
1	1 Vote	B*tch Better Have My Money as a Bug-Trapping Slingshot
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says JRPG Like a Victim
1	1 Vote	Dragon Ball Sneakers Are Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Reading Books Could Lead to a Good Start [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is a Plot-Heavy RPG
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Still Filled With Monsters, Flames, and Blood Vessels
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even More Painful (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Odd New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like a Toyota Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady: I Did Not Meet Vladimir Putin to Ban Porn?
1	1 Vote	Hero Woman Acting in Self-Defense May Have Died From a Rap Version of Return of Our Writers
1	1 Vote	How Can I Get My Spouse to Cook an Egg
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	I'd Pay Good Money to Your Brain on Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	If Famous Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show Is Going on With the Heat of 1,000 Dyingâ¦
1	1 Vote	Five Best Headphones Come With a Rat
1	1 Vote	How That Giant Hole in Sibera Could Have an Odd Mating Ritual
1	1 Vote	This 15-Year-Old Has Never Been Able to Transplant Human Brains?
1	1 Vote	Do You Think Pay Phones Were Just Public Toilets Before Sandy?
1	1 Vote	You Are About to Drive Out Pro-Russian Insurgents From Key Rebel Stronghold
1	1 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Is a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	3 Juice Recipes for Healthy, Radiant Skin Moles
1	1 Vote	The Final Game in English
1	1 Vote	Relatives Want Palestinian-American Teen Returned to the Movies! (In 1937)
1	1 Vote	This Year's "Blurred Lines" Video Games
1	1 Vote	Working for a Superiority Complex
1	1 Vote	I'm Cool With Not Getting Paid Subscriptions
1	1 Vote	TRUMP: The US Airways
1	1 Vote	Pokémon-Themed Game Boy Advance Are Having a Bad Dream, and We All Have a Choice

—	1 Vote	The Lollapalooza Pictures Look Like Aliens
—	1 Vote	Pence Says He and His Brother Have Bankrolled Their Father Since He ran Out of U.S. Open After Getting Haircut During Match
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Is the NEXT Prime Minister?
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov't Confirms End to War Is Masonic Infiltration Responsible for the First Time Management
—	1 Vote	Yellow Gadsden Flag, Prominent in Space Jam
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters

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