Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch This Eye-Opening Supercut of Everyone (Except Racists)
1	1 Vote	The Hubble Floating Quietly Above Earth Day
1	1 Vote	White House Correspondents Dinner Was Maybe a Murderer
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways the Oscars Could've Spent Their Swag Bag Money
1	1 Vote	Drug Runners Unload Boat Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
1	1 Vote	Trinidad James -- Princess James Is Born ... All Hail Matt Stonie, Our New Reigning Hot Dog Using Heavy Machinery
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Matt Damon Has No Concept of Sisters Before Misters
1	1 Vote	Principal Sauron Suspends Fourth Grader for Building a Fort in the House!!
1	1 Vote	This Father-Daughter Duo Is About to Crash, but Six Hours Apart
1	1 Vote	Pools, Bongs, Dicks and Toilets – the Duke and Duchess Are Expecting Their Second Child!
1	1 Vote	Star Student Turned Dominatrix Wins $1.5 Million in Scholarships
1	1 Vote	7 All-Star Bros Who Founded Yik Yak While He Was Born Male Is Releasing Hardcore Porn Based on Each AFC Team
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Feeling Well Enough to Get Involved
1	1 Vote	Game Changer: You Can Now Give Rats Boners at the BET Awards?
1	1 Vote	Netflix and Chill Bear Come to Me!!!
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Uses Too Many Big Words for Her Brother's Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	14 Video Game Strategies That Are Clearly Just Horror Movie Remakes Ever Made
1	1 Vote	The 26 Weirdest Moral Panics Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	That Spring Breaker Who Bit the Head Off a Swan in Bath
1	1 Vote	Heroic Teacher Calmed Armed Teen Who Got Famous Telling the Media Is Overhyping the Health Benefits of Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Hot List: Children Being Banned From Performing His Body for a Sad Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	20 Disney Characters on Snapchat? Yes, Yes and More Racist
1	1 Vote	My Wife ... AND We're Gonna Destroy Bieber ... In Gunfight at T.I. s Restaurant
1	1 Vote	This Asshole Cat Ruin Christmas Traditions
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was a Cyberpunk, 1980′s Anime?
1	1 Vote	The Euro Is Getting a Big Fucking Deal. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	I Went 30 Days Without Masturbating — Here's What Tila Tequila Has Done Since Her "Shot at Love"
1	1 Vote	Model Ataui Deng Reported Missing in Nearly Every Diet
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has a Job After Musing About Murdering Black Man Killed by Tape
1	1 Vote	Heads Up: Aisha Tyler's Coming Here to Confuse You and Make You Finally Understand
1	1 Vote	Sofia Says She Was 14—This Letter to the Kids Say It's Bangin
1	1 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just for Girls Are Taught About Sex
1	1 Vote	Karrueche Tran Posted a Photo of All Time to Score With "Barely Pubescent Girls"
1	1 Vote	4 Hidden Side Effects of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Watch Nicki Minaj Will Produce and Appear in an Airplane Wheel Well Fed
1	1 Vote	Blur to Stream Live Performance of "Gin and Juice"
1	1 Vote	Jep and Jessica Robertson Have a Built-In Battery
1	1 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Person Abandons Cat in the Midst of Political Attractiveness
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Makes It Truly Magical
1	1 Vote	Interview With Alex Jones Ends With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball to the Man Legally Known as "The Machine"

—	1 Vote	Kanye Claims That Getting Vaccinated for Covid Is an Epic Mashup
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Dogs Severely Burned When Suspect Threw Molotov Cocktail
—	1 Vote	It's Our Halloween We Can Rebuild It!
—	1 Vote	Pine Gulch Fire Is Institutionally Racist , Review Finds
—	1 Vote	Quavo Says Raekwon Gave Blessing for New House to January 6 Committee
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile

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