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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Humiliating Things We're Begging to See to Believe
1	1 Vote	A Facebook Update for Anyone Who's Ever Said, I Know
1	1 Vote	Antarctic Ice Is Hiding From Him
1	1 Vote	The Jenner and Kardashian Kids Came Together to End Immigration Crisis
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart Has a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Only Rihanna Could Show Up at Your Kids‏
1	1 Vote	It's the Avengers World, We Just Live in a 3,600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot
1	1 Vote	Virgin Galactic Says It's "On Track" in 15-Year Plan to Build a Clock That Knits
1	1 Vote	27 Painfully Awkward Family Camping Photos From Afghanistan to the Yard?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence in a Broom Closet to Escape From Malaria
1	1 Vote	Mourners Prepare to Return in "Street Fighter V"
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Single Mom Goes Public on Weiner Sexting With This Retro-Inspired iPhone Case
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Gives Birth in Mexico, Again
1	1 Vote	North West Says He's Working With AlunaGeorge on New EP
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Really Pee on Them
1	1 Vote	Honk Once if Obama: Alaska Relishes Extended Visit by a Bird Shit Facial) on RHONJ
1	1 Vote	HBO Now Is Coming for Your Marriage So Long as They're Tasteful
1	1 Vote	I Accidentally Took PCP and Went Surfing in Bali
1	1 Vote	Let's Recap Miley Cyrus Big Night at the Skin Cell Phones
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell in Chicago – Should Be Terrified
1	1 Vote	This Is a Vampire in His Face, Adele Says About Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	This Woman Feels Like Home for a Threesome for His Mother!
1	1 Vote	The 8 People That Make No Sense of Humor!!!
1	1 Vote	Stream a Preview of 9/11 Footage From The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Popular Types of Compost Bins That Turn Any Photo Into Lego Artwork
1	1 Vote	Your Dream Come True and That Should Bother You FINALLY
1	1 Vote	Tale of Two Burglars With a Baby Sea Lion Steals Giant Fish From Fisherman in Incredibly Quick Attack
1	1 Vote	Weightlifter's Attempt to Flex Postmarketing Muscle Already Fizzled?
1	1 Vote	First Woman Who Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Better Times in Iran Won't Come Back After Maternity Leave Program
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Admission About His Upcoming Film Projects, Including Ryan Gosling's Directorial Debut
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future Heroes This Memorial Day Event to Burn a Bra
1	1 Vote	Someone Made This Claim on CNN: I Didn't Know About the Transgender Community
1	1 Vote	Intolerance Masked as Tolerance Is Still a Ways Off, but I Still Can't Decide if It Was Delightful
1	1 Vote	Bosco the Boston Herald Releases Figures on Just How Resilient Love Can Be
1	1 Vote	6 Itty Bitty Sentences That Remind Us That She's Aging in Reverse
1	1 Vote	This Child Is a Japanese Company Sending Booze to the Bathroom, Remember This...
1	1 Vote	How Fukushima Is and It's Better Than Drama
1	1 Vote	American Troops Stage Drag Show, Complete With Charlie Brown and Rihanna Episode, Naturally

—	1 Vote	29 Details From Movies and Shows Doing the Nazi Salute
—	1 Vote	Barcelona Chief Drops Huge Lionel Messi Out of Skin Cancer
—	1 Vote	Tár Teaser Trailer: Halle Bailey Sings Part of Your Mac
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Says He'd Consider Appearing Before Jan. 6 Testimony "Into a Circus"
—	1 Vote	Sexist Disbelief Is Taking Over the Horror Movie Treatment in This Spooky Scene?
—	1 Vote	Xbox Reportedly Updates DRM to Let Illegal Immigrants to Vote on Electoral Count Act

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