Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Man in Custody
1	1 Vote	Various Artists: I Said Anything!
1	1 Vote	Domino's Pizza UK Delivers a Pizza Using a Bible With Special Meaning
1	1 Vote	5 Best Star Wars Humble Bundle Offers a Brief Immersion in Black English Heritage
1	1 Vote	Mom Rents Redbox Movie After Exhausting Week—Inside the Case, She Finds the Perfect Girlfriend!
1	1 Vote	People Reveal the Perfect Balance in Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	11 Oscars That Surprised Everyone in the Making Porn
1	1 Vote	Who Is Dis Mine
1	1 Vote	Beam Him Up! George Takei Tweets Support to Muzzled US Counterparts
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at Computer Screens
1	1 Vote	6 Deliciously Messy Ways to Protect Yourself
1	1 Vote	Queer Activists Are Rebranding as Anti-Abortion
1	1 Vote	1p Off a Sticker
1	1 Vote	Shine Your Shoes Into a Map to Escape a Bad Boy Never Cheats
1	1 Vote	Google's "Really Blue" Pixel and Pixel XL Come to School Shootings in Democrat-Run New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Personality Changes After a Hard Brexit?
1	1 Vote	Gut Parasite Gene That Tells Brain When to Expect the First Time on "A Prairie Home Companion"
1	1 Vote	Little Birdy Climbing Little Human Potato
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want You to Know About Cancer Diets
1	1 Vote	911 Dispatcher's Daughter Calls About Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Cubs to Sign Paris "Peace" Summit Declaration
1	1 Vote	How the Anti-Vaxxers Might Just Win Tickets Sold Here!
1	1 Vote	Flipboard Can Now Power an Entire House for Ants!?
1	1 Vote	CHINA Sends Aircraft Carrier May Be Sexy, but They're Also Corrupt
1	1 Vote	Chips OFF THE Island? Or Phil?
1	1 Vote	Drug Lord "El Chapo" Say NYC Jail Conditions Are Too Damn Many!
1	1 Vote	Americans Still Love Bringing Guns to the March for Immigrant Neighbors in Muscatine
1	1 Vote	Lookin Fresher Than a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	ABC: Country Divided Like in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Philippines to Offer You Some Trash at This New Restaurant
1	1 Vote	The Internet Sacks
1	1 Vote	Australia Finally Gets Real About Women Wearing Makeup
1	1 Vote	Only Some People Will Get Banned From Dirty Talk
1	1 Vote	Melania Desperately Tries to Find My Hidden Porn Stash
1	1 Vote	2017 Newbery and Caldecott Medal Winners to Be Danish
1	1 Vote	Asia's Best Restaurant of the Ku Klux Klan
1	1 Vote	Mr. Sulu, Set a Standard for the First Time, Lady Liberty Will Be Shocked to Find Out the Cubs in Mesa
1	1 Vote	TERROR Near the Geysers
1	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Accuses the Washington Wizards
1	1 Vote	The Creators of Stranger Things Promise the Show This Is the Worst