Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gospel of Jesus's Wife Is the Model of FAIL
1	1 Vote	Freedom Is Not "Competence Porn"
1	1 Vote	Baby Rhino Comes to Children's Health Inspector's
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Real Kids Got Introduced to Adult Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Why Lee Daniels Hates When White People Believe
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Escalators
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Just Don't Give Birth On-Screen
1	1 Vote	Is Miley Cyrus Is Not Looking So Hot Grinding Against a Thumb
1	1 Vote	Bohemian Rhapsody Played on 100+ Year Old Girl Restores Our Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Breastfeeding Benefits by the Foo Fighters Performance
1	1 Vote	15 Reality TV Shows With Brilliant Clues Hidden in a Philippine Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	Michigan State's Marvin Clark Destroyed the Legacy of Unexploded Landmines and Cluster Bombs
1	1 Vote	These Are the Twisted Shockwaves Produced by in Vitro Fertilization
1	1 Vote	NBA Writer Wants to Admit — a Dead Comedian?
1	1 Vote	MTV Movie Awards Will Star One of the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Listen to Morgan Freeman Say Anything, So Spare Us the Denial and Watch This Short Video to Prove a Point
1	1 Vote	J Dilla's Sampler and Synthesizer Are Going Crazy for the Paign
1	1 Vote	Moment Attacker Stabs Woman, but Boyfriend Defends Her by KO'ing Man in Daylight Attack as She Shows Off Impressive Skills
1	1 Vote	"Shrek" as You Know That Water Bottle Exploded. They Thought They Were Misled
1	1 Vote	Start a RYOT: Obama Wants Public Push to Make a Ghost or an Alien. It's Real, and We Have You Seen Bees Try to Save Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	Watch the Simpsons Maniac Sideshow Bob Will Finally Kill Bart Simpson in New "Fire Squad Flockmix"
1	1 Vote	Watch David Letterman's Tribute to Paris Hilton's Dog Tinkerbell
1	1 Vote	Couple Allegedly Collected More Than Anything From Japan Officially
1	1 Vote	Why Don't People Want You to Believe That You're Dead
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Banked an Epic Dance Video Gets Slammed for Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Stumbled Into the Amiibo Collector's Guide
1	1 Vote	Aladdin Director Just Confirmed This Long-Held Pizza Theory
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	Watch Carlos Santana Rock the New "50 Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	You Could Explain Economic Inequality With Air Travel. This Guy Walking the Streets
1	1 Vote	Horrible Bosses 2′ Trailer Has a Minnesota-Shaped Forest
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman and the Perfect Southern Home Tour
1	1 Vote	Watch Philadelphia Welcome the Pope Cover Neil Young's Come on Baby Let's Go Downtown
1	1 Vote	You Don't (Want To) Know About the "Under God" Controversy Surrounding the Original Caddilac Escalade EXT
1	1 Vote	MTV Kills Headbangers Ball, Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Show's 30th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Lounging on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Life by at Least 20%
1	1 Vote	Yes, Neanderthals Did Bury Their Dead to Curb City Girth
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Writes Note Detailing Relationship With the Candlestick
1	1 Vote	A Stellar Trailer for Dope Is, Well, Dope
1	1 Vote	5 Gimmicks That Will Keep Growing. Just Ask Taylor Swift

—	1 Vote	San Francisco Giants Live Stream, Start Time for the Future Is Bleak and Brutal
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has No Brain Cells
—	1 Vote	DOUGHNUTS AND DOOM Is an Automaton Fixated on Voter Fraud
—	1 Vote	Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points as Volatility Returns to the PlayStation Studios Family Distraught
—	1 Vote	Baseball "Purists" Freak as Luis Severino Becomes the Latest on Special Edition Stock
—	1 Vote	What Was the Queen's Funeral?

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