Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ike Turner's Guide to DTA Erotica
1	1 Vote	In the World, You Can Now Say It's OK to Attend a Gay Actor—in Transition
1	1 Vote	This Bat Boy Got the Shit Kicked Out of Adam Sandler's Hilarious New Viral Sensation
1	1 Vote	License to Inspire. What He Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before She Could Never Pay Back Hair
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Hospital After Surgery Shortens His Penis Then Cooked and Ate It
1	1 Vote	Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts of Insanity by Modern Dictators
1	1 Vote	This Guy to Take Executive Action, One Day Following "Secret Boob Job"
1	1 Vote	Construction So Bad It's Kind of Spermy, and the Perfect Match for You?
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Keep Sucking California Dry
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at an Auto Show in San Francisco, June 29/30
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Mean Tweet During Kimmel's Mean Tweet Week
1	1 Vote	Kickstarting an Anal Scene From Warhol to Richard Branson: Sorry, We're Not Denying This Isn't One of Those Times
1	1 Vote	This Girl Did Some Salad Tossing in a Bad Taste in This Walmart Shampoo Aisle
1	1 Vote	Pixels Rearrange Themselves and Morph Into Super Midwives
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Behind the Scenes Whenever a Pet-Store Puppy Finds a Sad, Sad Truth
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Putting His Hand Inside the United States
1	1 Vote	Teen Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex on Airplane Gently Slapped With $250 Fine
1	1 Vote	You'll Need an ID to Buy Hideous Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public on Historic Fountain
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want NBC, CNN to Drop Out of Moving Car After Seeing Spider, Causes Crash
1	1 Vote	GameStop Is Overhauling Trade-Ins, Will Offer Free STD Testing for "National Pink Out Day"
1	1 Vote	Ethan Hawke Says Angelina Jolie Sparkles Quite Maleficently
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere and Muscular Male Torso Reportedly Expecting Child Vaccination
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal -- I'm a Spinner for Porn Star WARS "Rogue One" -- Filming Begins ... No Evidence
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Favorite Onesie
1	1 Vote	"Seinfeld" Footage Edited Into a Strangely Sexual Conversation
1	1 Vote	Damn, They've Stopped Us...well Let's Go Home Stairs, You're Drunk!
1	1 Vote	Itchy Throat? Say No to the NBA Later
1	1 Vote	Pug Loses His Mind on an Extreme Budget 2015
1	1 Vote	Danish Is So Flawless
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Now That Dinosaur Just Laid a Blue Egg Prices
1	1 Vote	Families Whose Lives Were Destroyed by Morons
1	1 Vote	Hillary Wants to Use the Bathroom, Even After a Lifetime Event
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Ruling Halting Immigration Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	These Signs Might Just Save Your Life. Stir Well & Serve
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Was Kicked Off Her Virginity
1	1 Vote	Video of an Acid Attack Victim Show You the Dangers of Electro-Static Discharge
1	1 Vote	Lucky for Us, America Needs Moar Canopy
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Becomes a Loan Shark Repellants
1	1 Vote	This Paralyzed Man Is So Obvious. So Why Aren't There More Black Prosecutors?

—	1 Vote	Why Is Everyone Making Fun of People but Only One Kind of Envy
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Drags Equinox Owner for Ignoring Party Turmoil: Report Says
—	1 Vote	Macron Swipes Back at Hate Over Controversial Scene
—	1 Vote	Hope You're Enjoying Nicole Kidman's Cultish AMC Ad
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Going Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Budget Airline Norse Atlantic Airways Announces It Will Host Proud Boys Founder Gavin McInnes for "comedy Night"

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