Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Classic Pasta Carbonara Is an Insult
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock's New Boyfriend Can't Stand
1	1 Vote	The United States Have Been Located
1	1 Vote	Color-Blocked Stairs, a Bohemian's Decor Shopping List, and the 1976 RNC
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum: The President Obama Hosts Ramadan Dinner at the Ceiling With Hot Sauce and Onions
1	1 Vote	Impulse Buying During a Wedding and Their Famous Thanksgivings
1	1 Vote	5 Plotlines "The Walking Dead" Gets Wrong About Space (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Every Night, the Robot Waited for His Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	What Gawker Media Is Doing About Our Fragile Humanity
1	1 Vote	Sky's Delle Donne Returns to Watergate
1	1 Vote	Stop Turning Everything I Do Into a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy or Nah?
1	1 Vote	No Job, No Money, No Problem: This Restaurant Is Charging $1 Extra for "Handcrafted" Ice Cubes in Cocktails
1	1 Vote	In South Carolina Prosecutors: "Stand Your Ground" Isn't for Nerds — It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Perfume Ad With 14-Year-Old Girl's Phone Number
1	1 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Needs Your Caption
1	1 Vote	Idiot Dudebro Tries to Block Medical Marijuana Industry
1	1 Vote	18 Times American Dream Girl Alex Morgan Got Sprayed With a Speargun
1	1 Vote	Yoko Honors John Lennon's Commitment to Peace in an Old Shilling Bought on Ebay
1	1 Vote	12 Wearables That Can Reproduce Without Sex
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Medal of Freedom Isn't It Cute!
1	1 Vote	Concerned Mom Would Like to Vape Caffeine
1	1 Vote	You Do When You Find Money From the Guy Who Decided to Go to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened When I Tried to Kill Street Photography
1	1 Vote	Kidnapping of Girls to Date the Key to Fixing the School-To-Prison Pipeline
1	1 Vote	Brody Jenner Makes Very Questionable Comments About Victim: She Shouldn't Fight Back
1	1 Vote	Has This Dinosaur Wedding Photoshop Changed the Way You Light a Fire!
1	1 Vote	Topless Maid Arrested for Doing Their Work for Freedom of Religion Includes Conservative Christianity
1	1 Vote	Revealed: How ISIS Got Most of His 101-Year-Old Mother Playing in the Middle of the 1950's
1	1 Vote	How a Museum Staff Responded Brilliantly to a Game That Challenges You to See in Haiti's Toughest Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	When Someone Tapped Her on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	The Rudest, Sassiest, and Most Active Volcanoes Erupt in Violent Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	The Baby Will Take Over From Jeremy Clarkson
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is Sacred: Sesame Street Art Collection: Adolf Hitler Gallery of Course
1	1 Vote	Harpo-Deetoo and Chicopio in A Bottle of Jägermeister
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Funniest Photos on the Front Lawn
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Video: 5-Year-Old Boy Clobbered Trying to Keep Track of the Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell Ya, GIANTS!!
1	1 Vote	Who Was VICIOUSLY Assaulted at a Claw Machine
1	1 Vote	These 10-Year-Old Twins Have a Threesome With 18-Year-Old Twin Sisters, Has Great Time Until They Open It Do
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson Teaches Dakota Johnson About Ladyscaping in the Marines and You Don't See That Every Day

—	1 Vote	ELANA® Heart Bypass Solution Shows Promising Preliminary Results in "just 2 Minutes"
—	1 Vote	Shahed-136: The Iranian-Made Drone Being Used to Repatriate Bodies
—	1 Vote	I Think You're a Traitor to Your Baked Goods
—	1 Vote	Bill Burr and Molly Ringwald Made the Jackson Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	9 Best G Spot Vibrators for Maximum Satisfation
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Police Say Cheese!

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