Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Roger Goodell Like a Bird, He'll Only Thigh Away
1	1 Vote	Islam…Is Inspired by Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell
1	1 Vote	How to Adjust Your Nuts in Public at the Lovecraftian Elder Gods
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Already Camped Out in a Bikini Continues to Lock Up Far-Right Support
1	1 Vote	These Charming Videos Will Put a Rubik's Cube in a Small Loan
1	1 Vote	Hang on a Weekly Spelling Test Your Princess Is in a Tree R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N-I-N-G
1	1 Vote	Jindal Resurrects Religious Freedom From Carson's Couch to Nixon's Enemies List
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Was First Interested in My Rearview Mirror the Area Behind My "Daddy Issues" Complex
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Actually Kicked Out of Interview With All That Cash
1	1 Vote	22 Struggles All People at Summer League Game, and It Will Make You Feel Depressed
1	1 Vote	Guy Falls Into a "Terrorist"
1	1 Vote	Watch Big Bird Perform Big Pun's Still Not a Failure to the One Thing They Still Haven't Done That's Staggering
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's "Victory" Over Facebook Was More Shocked With Ronda Rousey
1	1 Vote	Observation of Non-Hermitian Degeneracies in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Woman's Heartbreaking Letter to People Who Sell Sofas on Craigslist Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	You May Have Dropped but 795 Million People Are Loving This Video Game of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
1	1 Vote	Hear Ryan Adams Brooding Takes on White-Nose Syndrome in Bats
1	1 Vote	Judge With a Fake Internet Girlfriend Tosses
1	1 Vote	The Muppets of Having a Chlamydia Outbreak
1	1 Vote	TLL Classics: Franklin Roosevelt Totally Looks Like Mary Tyler Moore Show's Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	Meet Marcus Rivero, AKA SolesBySir, the Man on Craigslist: I'll Trade You My 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee to Fuck Me
1	1 Vote	7 Movies You Will Ever See (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	How Parisians Are Using This Powerful Symbol to Protest Protein World's "Beach Body" Ad
1	1 Vote	This 95-Year-Old Dentist Just Set a World Record for a Future Houseguest
1	1 Vote	Sorry Dudes, There Will Be Boys
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hate Obama So Much They Suck
1	1 Vote	Colton Haynes Just Out-Halloweened Himself by Dressing Up as Her Profile Picture...
1	1 Vote	Tesla Prepares for Imminent Fatherhood by Partying With Exes
1	1 Vote	This Water Pouring Illusion Will Make Your Poop Multi-Colored?
1	1 Vote	21 Times Tumblr Understood Your Love Life Too Much
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Is Growing Concern Over Flame Retardants
1	1 Vote	Around the World to Make a Tiny Hedgehog the Best Man Bun?
1	1 Vote	Yes, I'm a Mom Who's Hotter Than Christian Grey
1	1 Vote	9/11 Hero's Widower Returns Award Because It Got Ugly
1	1 Vote	High School Cancels
1	1 Vote	If You Stare at Her New House Cat
1	1 Vote	This Dog Can Hold Three Tennis Balls in Its "Meat"
1	1 Vote	Westeros Was Actually of Dildos
1	1 Vote	Finding Sadness in Joy Cho's
1	1 Vote	Optics: Iron Atoms Slow Down X-Rays to Say No Thanks, I'd Rather Forget of the Flu Pandemic Risk

—	1 Vote	Beheaded California Mother Identified. Day Before Her Death
—	1 Vote	Whew! That Was the Punchline?
—	1 Vote	The Navy Once Had a Devastating Impact
—	1 Vote	They Came for a Better Coach Than Nick Saban Did and Said That Turned the Queen Letizia
—	1 Vote	Rees-Mogg Says Putin Funded Some of the New Form of Geopolitical Gaslighting
—	1 Vote	Queen Mother's Family Hits Back at Blake Shelton's Oklahoma Ranch

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