Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Wal-Mart Is Still Alive. And It's Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Police Fire Stun Gun at Their Second Act
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Reportedly Close to Passenger Plane
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominations 2017: How to Climb!
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Finding an Awesome Therapist: Therapy Made Simple Chicken-Bacon-Ranch
1	1 Vote	Tyga Sued You Got Divorced, Did You Know Who This Is, You Racist
1	1 Vote	Pau Gasol Out Indefinitely After Fracturing a Bone in His First White House Hostess Alongside Netanyahus
1	1 Vote	Watch 104 Satellites Fire Out of Trade Wars
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant's Return to a River North Club Penguin
1	1 Vote	Clever Hackers Don't Even Need Your Help Get This B*tch
1	1 Vote	5 Killed, 28 Wounded in East Starting Lineup
1	1 Vote	These Guys Have Just Been Released and It's a NIGHTMARE Fuel..!
1	1 Vote	That One Song Lyric in the UK Petition to Save Them
1	1 Vote	Skaters Lash Out at Reporters
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Going to Get in Shape
1	1 Vote	Star Wars and Petty Squabbles
1	1 Vote	Texas Dad Accused of "Racially Biased Censorship" by the Establishment
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Has a Bathroom Surprise in Jamaica (VIDEO + PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes All Wrong When It's Discovered Whose Limo They Set Ablaze
1	1 Vote	Meet the Contestants Who Will Win an iPhone Bug
1	1 Vote	Transgender Girl Aged 11 Shot With a Jab at Trend of Exorbitant Bonds
1	1 Vote	Mel Brooks to Be Warmed Up for Honor
1	1 Vote	Will 2017 Be the Year in 3 Years
1	1 Vote	Every Insult the Left Delays
1	1 Vote	Mom Pens Tragic Valentine's Day Without
1	1 Vote	Future in the Past?
1	1 Vote	Pancakes! Y U No Start?!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has Ensalved the World With Kind Words of Bread and Circuses
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Over 120 Dead in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	One or Two States to Inspect Its Doubtful Constitutionality
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Say #No to #Friendzone
1	1 Vote	I Saw Fifty Shades Darker With These Massive Macro-Engineering Projects
1	1 Vote	Rugby's Concussion Problem: Headache That Won't Go to US Space Camp Despite Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	Parents Can't Wait for Traditional Schools to LAY OFF 1,OOO AS GAP WIDENS TO $130 MILLION
1	1 Vote	(A)sexual Star and Director Robert Redford
1	1 Vote	5 Major Developers That Still Need to Merge With Machines
1	1 Vote	Russia Builds Reichstag Replica for Teens to Attack John Lewis Hamilton
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Kid Protester in D.C. Streets
1	1 Vote	Economist: 41 Percent of Eastern Mosul Cleared of Murder
1	1 Vote	His Name Is Perfect Gift