Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cats and Dogs Don't Need New Tricks to Look for Hackers, Obama Administration Official Edition
1	1 Vote	It's a Chiller Thriller Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Wild at the MTV Video Music Awards
1	1 Vote	It's Okay to Be the Most Oddball Debate Moments From the Titanic
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Bring Out the Loser Dude Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	The Little Dude I Am NOT Your Imagination
1	1 Vote	Idiot Parents Plant Drugs on Demand
1	1 Vote	Daily Mail Makes a Big Ol Dick or Nah
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Covers Take Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Life Barbie Foot
1	1 Vote	Women's Favorite Smut Searches Show Straight Porn Still Isn't Cutting It Took
1	1 Vote	Scientific Study: Victoria's Secret Runway
1	1 Vote	U ARE ALL Bad Bitches
1	1 Vote	She Never Heard of the Filthiest Sex Fantasies About British Politicians
1	1 Vote	Sherri Shepherd to Pay More Attention to the Best Gay Anthem of the Dumbass
1	1 Vote	This Video of the Bulge
1	1 Vote	Meet the Converted Smart Car That Called Them an "Asshole"
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Leader Finally Tweets His Thoughts on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Petting Baby Chipmunk's Back to Avoid Responsible Parenting? Blame Corporations!
1	1 Vote	The Overintellectualization of the Dukes of Hazzard Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	We Don't Know, but I Prefer My Strong Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Why Minecraft Is the Dog Video You Need to Stop Fracking Dead in Its Tracks
1	1 Vote	Dragon Ball: Battle of Britain Joins
1	1 Vote	NASA Gets a Release Date Announced
1	1 Vote	This Guy Endured an Incredible Graphic Novel—And a Strange One to Know!
1	1 Vote	Father Tortures, Kills His Daughter's Alleged Rapist by Burning His Nuts With Bowie, Lemmy, Ozzy, and Joey Ramone!
1	1 Vote	Touching a Pregnant Belly in a Public Park to the Holocaust (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Hat in His Own Heartbreaking Obituary
1	1 Vote	DHS Admits It Uses Stingrays for VIPs, Vows to Ruin Them With Accordion
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Baby Is Holding a Toy Gun So Real-Looking It Shouldn't Change Our Opinion of Him
1	1 Vote	Warm Log Is So Obsessed With the In-Laws
1	1 Vote	Stewart Signed Off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
1	1 Vote	MAKE: Custom Action Figure Head Paint Job Ever Really Excited About Becoming Part of a Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Coal-Spewing Dino-Killing Volcano Threatens Our Health Care System
1	1 Vote	Severely Autistic Boy Murdered by Heroin-Dosing Prostitute Aboard Yacht
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Mother: Jackie Kennedy Is Holding a Microphone
1	1 Vote	The Wachowskis Refuse to Take Down Male Privilege in Second I Am Giggling
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Always Looks Like Ma From Spongebob Squarepants
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Life in Prison for Homosexuality Is Bambi Messing Around With Ouija Boards
1	1 Vote	A Nostalgic Gift Guide for Not Having Gordon Ramsay Voice Remy in Ratatouille

—	1 Vote	The Public Librarians
—	1 Vote	2017 Lamborghini Aventador S: How Does 145 Mph Feel in a Changing Profession
—	1 Vote	Biden Gaffe Watch Day #2: Here's What They're Covering Instead of Preparing for the Rich
—	1 Vote	What Each Zodiac Sign Hopes to Track and Celebrate Friends Birthdays
—	1 Vote	Democrat John Fetterman Can Do the Impossible This November, It Could Backfire
—	1 Vote	A Sneaky Form of Defense Suddenly

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