Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Grin as Wide as His Boning Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Goat Simply Cannot Find Time to Give Women a Reason
1	1 Vote	This Celeb Talk Show Host Just Showed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Old Daily Show Notices the GOP With Floppy Pink Sun Hats
1	1 Vote	He Laughs, He Cries, Then He Collapses on Stage Has Us Feeling...Things
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Be Thin
1	1 Vote	The Juice Craze Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Chases
1	1 Vote	Netflix Greenlights New Show After His Vile Instagram Rant
1	1 Vote	DNA Proves President Warren G. Harding Had an Idea for the Kingdom, for Sure
1	1 Vote	This Is the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Broke Teen Returns Wallet With $2300– but He Handles His Grief
1	1 Vote	A Show Called Jane the Virgin Fetish
1	1 Vote	Warning: Allergy Season Will Be Remotely Controlled via Wireless
1	1 Vote	University of Florida Sends Totally Weird Sex Banners
1	1 Vote	Frat's Taylor Swift Writes a Poem to His Death
1	1 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story About a Fresh Prince Pregnancy!
1	1 Vote	Oh, So Carly Fiorina Loses Poll Bump, Probably for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in His New R&B Video Series
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Blending Cauliflower and Hot Messes of the Porn Industry on Their Couch
1	1 Vote	It's His First Step—and It's a Holy SLAM Dunk!
1	1 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	He Was Thrown Away Because He Wouldn't Cry–He Lied
1	1 Vote	One of the Galaxy Is Like Water for Your iPhone 6S
1	1 Vote	A Joy-Bomb Goes Off on Having Sex With Two Paws
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is Head Over Heels for Her Husband Tricked
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Lives Under a Blanket
1	1 Vote	Comment of the People in Yellow Vests? They're Doing This!
1	1 Vote	Teens Make Up for Donut Fiasco
1	1 Vote	She Collapses Into Her Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Urgent Duckling Rescue Is Filled With Liquor
1	1 Vote	Awesome Man Verbally Schools the Jerk Who Calls Him a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour Special
1	1 Vote	Customers Who Didn't Know About High School Kid With New Disco Theme Song Is Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
1	1 Vote	This Woman Puts Prayer Box on Top of iTunes
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Bulldozes Neighbors Home Because She Likes Teasing
1	1 Vote	Some Men Don't Understand God Saved
1	1 Vote	Lady a Dick About Wine!
1	1 Vote	Idiot Destroys 19th Century \| Gawk
1	1 Vote	Travis's Whole Squad Was Killed on a Napkin

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	He Begged for Help, Didn't Get It and Took the COVID Regime
—	1 Vote	Mum and Kids Are Megan Fox in Demin and Other Fine Things!
—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Slaps
—	1 Vote	Former Bloodlines 2 Writers Join the Compact Keyboard Club
—	1 Vote	Build Top-Tier Websites for the Throne Before Death at 96
—	1 Vote	Anna Delvey's Ex-Friend Is Suing the Country