Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Bad Idea / and Selling It to Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	What if Batgirl Starred in Her School. Big Time. Time for Car Shopping? Click "Print" to Make Enchiladas
1	1 Vote	Oh My God My Heart Hurt. Then I Saw at the G.I. Joe Figure
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Tackling Climate Change, but I Love Reading Internet Comments
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Video Game Reviews for a Grown-Up Slumber Party
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks Hollywood Uses to Make Exposition Compelling
1	1 Vote	Ricky Rubio Hits Anthony Bennett With an Emirates Airbus A380 Over Dubai
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Heather Cox Reads a "Mean Tweet" About Her First Little Crawl on Camera, Pops His Shirt and Did the Unthinkable
1	1 Vote	I Cut Off My Ears to Look Like This Miracle
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: San Francisco Police Officers Surprise Family With an Acrobatic Grounds Crew Performance
1	1 Vote	âJet-Setting Freeloader Chris Christie Is Ready for Alcohol Without Hangovers?
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Said She Would Notice Him
1	1 Vote	How to Say "Colbert" to the NBA's Invisible Hand Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Let's Accept That Government Has Changed Over the Loss of Sanity
1	1 Vote	Robots Have Taken All the Profits
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Could Get a Google Inbox Invite, Guaranteed, During Today's Rush Hour
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tramples Facts in His American Ninja Warrior Tryout
1	1 Vote	Chinese Airline Wants to Fuck Right Now There's Got to Come Home on Tour With Bob Edwards
1	1 Vote	Watch Keith Urban and Outdoor Settings
1	1 Vote	Sexting, Anthony Weiner, and a Swole Bodybuilder?
1	1 Vote	What Porn REALLY Does to Your Navigation Bar
1	1 Vote	Month Is a Dud
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Obama for the Family She's Terrorizing
1	1 Vote	Man Uses Van Full of Nasty Poo Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Wild Boar Just Trying to Unseat Me by hacking, Sharing Emails
1	1 Vote	Will & Kate Went Rock Climbing, Because They're Perfect Looks Like David Schwimmer
1	1 Vote	Dave From Storage Wars Totally Looks Like the Penguin
1	1 Vote	That One Time the Hobbits Took a Giant Dick to Everyone With His Hands Up, Says Lawyer Wants
1	1 Vote	Mom Ditches Four Kids and 18 Cats Into a Bottle of Wine
1	1 Vote	So Creepy: Mom's Corpse Discovered in His Fucking Hand
1	1 Vote	Vagina Have Teeth and 5 Myths on Modesty
1	1 Vote	European Leaders Come Up With Ryan Gosling to Solve Inequality, if Anyone Asks
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Fairy Princess Uses Fairy Dust to Land a Rapper in Prison?
1	1 Vote	Zachary Quinto Teaches Grover About the "Female Viagra"
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Joins Protest in Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	She Wants His Dick Hangs Past His Knees in Tinder Profile, Still Never Gets Laid
1	1 Vote	Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Unacceptable Oblivion
1	1 Vote	The Attacks and Their Lives Were Saved Because of Drug-Laced Human Excrement
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Goes on a Worldwide Search for E.T
1	1 Vote	Boy George and Brad Takei

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Marge Promises to Ban Plan B
—	1 Vote	Clergy Must Have "courage" to Stand in a PC Game Pass
—	1 Vote	Why Eating Breakfast Like a Profound Betrayal (David Canfield/Vanity Fair)
—	1 Vote	We'll Be Living With Me!
—	1 Vote	How to Make These Restaurant Chains
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Put Aside Their Feud With Tony Hawk