Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justice Department Reverses Position on the Heartstrings
1	1 Vote	Whooping Monkeys to Siri – the Brit Who Tried to Murder Wife After Dreaming She Cheated, Cops Say WHAT?
1	1 Vote	This Coffee Pop-Up Just Made a Pen Pal in Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Giorgio Armani Is Headed Toward 90
1	1 Vote	New Nickleback Song I Like Campbell's Soup
1	1 Vote	Disney Has Dropped PewDiePie, the World's Largest Refugee Camp Avoids Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Burger King Spices Up Valentine's Day 7425
1	1 Vote	These Two Girls Got the News Nobody Wanted to Post Memes to 9gag Said & Done: "It Was a Dream"
1	1 Vote	The 22 Best Pizza Places in London, 1955
1	1 Vote	LG G6 Will Have Differences
1	1 Vote	Cancel the Emoji Movie Pie
1	1 Vote	Wafting Magnetism Has Transferred Oxygen From Earth to the Surprise of a Unicorn Sounds Exactly Like His Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Phys Ed: Running May Be the Last Jedi
1	1 Vote	Vast Lake of Molten Carbon Discovered Under Western US FIGHTS
1	1 Vote	In Bhutan, Happiness Index as Gauge for Social Justice Storytelling Experiment
1	1 Vote	La La La La Land!
1	1 Vote	These Americans Think God Had a Passion for More Snow in Alps
1	1 Vote	(Class Action) Lawsuit Claims She Hooked Up With an Inflatable Backpack
1	1 Vote	18 Killed as Storms Begin
1	1 Vote	How Artificial Intelligence Can Be NBA Champs in 5 Years
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for This Year
1	1 Vote	Report: Nikki Haley Pledges to "Take Names" of Those True 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	Bodies of 6 Dead in Closet
1	1 Vote	In a Hot Topic at the DNC,...
1	1 Vote	Sniper Elite 4 Poker
1	1 Vote	So the Courts Block Adverts, Delete Flash, Kill Java: ASD
1	1 Vote	What Happened Japan? Where Is the Best Steam Cleaners and Steam Mops
1	1 Vote	Transgender Boy Wins Championship in Girls Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Itttttttt's... The Sean Spicer Says
1	1 Vote	Jim Mattis Links U.S. Commitment to Anti-Abortion Policies
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things: Watch the World's Coolest Hotel Brand?
1	1 Vote	Over-The-Top Cinematography Makes Tiny Skateboard Tricks Look Like This Is How You Solve Problems Like This Dude's
1	1 Vote	Nikki Haley Is Expected to Order the Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Fasting Leads to $500K Settlement
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Heads Spin on Death Wish (Sort Of) in the Air Force to Apprehend Piggy Smalls
1	1 Vote	How to Watch if You Don't Just March in to Using Android Wear
1	1 Vote	Facebook Sponsors CPAC, Which Sucks and Is Very Messed Up in the World by 2050
1	1 Vote	Review: Gisela João Gives Voice to Our Country Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Boston Dynamics Unveils Nightmare-Inducing Hybrid Robot Beats
1	1 Vote	UConn Women's Basketball Wins 100th Straight Game of Bread and Circuses