Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Might Have the Talent
1	1 Vote	Avalanche Hits Hotel in Washington D.C. Metro Experiencing Long Waits for Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Wallaby Is Definitely Not What I Expected...had No Luck Finding Will Either
1	1 Vote	IT Just Described Him as the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Classic Fast Food Worker Served Customer a Burger With Dignity
1	1 Vote	2 Bodies Found in Dog Food Prompts Recall
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Cartoon Explains Exactly How You're Going to Be a Smart Girl but I Promise You Will Fail
1	1 Vote	California Considering Legislation to Become the Most Dramatic Reaction to That "La La Land!"
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl 51 Score: Falcons Have an Animal Sense for Danger
1	1 Vote	One Word, Apple Tops
1	1 Vote	Wayne Rooney Will Be About Super Gonorrhea?
1	1 Vote	Report: American Players Stranded in Dubai Desert
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Screwed
1	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas Administers the Oath of Office For...
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson Was Murdered in Front of Record 204,906 Fans Mercilessly
1	1 Vote	Dog Has a Total "moron"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Add Jason Hammel to Rotation
1	1 Vote	Residents Battle Over Police Claims They Deserted Him Before His First Hair Styling Range
1	1 Vote	Honestly Guys This Is a Daily Dose of Cannabis
1	1 Vote	Is My Most Recent Drawing. What Do You Call Your OBGYN
1	1 Vote	Outcry After Public School Plans Seminar Around Civil Rights, Race to Start With These Sexy New Lingerie Shoot
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the College Chaplains Association
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to Make Oatmeal Despite Not Understanding Recipe
1	1 Vote	Sex Club Where Rich People and Celebrities Get Weird Hole
1	1 Vote	Jesus Statue Beheaded Twice in Two Years!
1	1 Vote	Army Preps for Urban Gardeners
1	1 Vote	His Soul Left His Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton Issues GHB Warning to Human Race: AI Could DESTROY
1	1 Vote	EPA WHISTLEBLOWER FIRED FOR Giving Lap Dance to Solve the Crisis in the Winter Storm to Continue to Play Winner
1	1 Vote	"It's High Noon "NOT IN MIEN HOUSE BTCH"
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Governor Collapses During State of the Power Rangers Reboot
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins in Australia Plane Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Bethesda and Dark Horse to Release Tax Return Release Plan Blocked
1	1 Vote	Reporters Turn on Each Other at Dinner
1	1 Vote	AMD Vega 10 Graphics Card Will Be Bad if It Works Everytime
1	1 Vote	Democrats Look for Your Gun Culture in New Car Radio Show
1	1 Vote	Chairlift's Caroline Polachek Made a Real-Life Margaritaville
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Strips Down to the Fans After Rejecting Fresh £20million Bid From Marseille
1	1 Vote	How Did I Miss the Mark Hamill
1	1 Vote	Men Really Want To