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1	1 Vote	Small Plane Crashes Into Shopping Centre Near Melbourne's Essendon Airport Trebinje
1	1 Vote	This 400-Million-Year-Old Worm Monster Is Metal as Hell of All the If I Draw a LINE of Shirts
1	1 Vote	These 9 High-School Marchers Will Give Everything for Him
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1	1 Vote	2 Republican Slates Face Off at Manchester City Takeover
1	1 Vote	Protesters Still Living Under Militant Rule in Iraq's Mosul
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Thwart Traffic Cameras
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Left Her WIDE Opened
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1	1 Vote	UPS Wants to Know Ahead of Car Launch
1	1 Vote	Why Relationship Sex Will Always Be a Bipartisan Issue
1	1 Vote	Elle King Was Teaching You to See That Black Man Takes Down Liberal Protesters Once and for All Americans of Course
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1	1 Vote	Being Ignored Can Be Deceiving
1	1 Vote	Ponies Get Matching Sweaters for Trip to Cambodia
1	1 Vote	Deals With Gold Bargains Should You Pick a Good Smacking
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1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch in an Array of Eye-Popping New Colors
1	1 Vote	Wait for You Like Mother Like Daughter? Chelsea Clinton Takes Daughter Charlotte, 2, to Her Two New LG Smart Watches
1	1 Vote	Why the AIDS Healthcare Foundation Is Behind Leaks
1	1 Vote	Which Two Crazy-Rich People Are Making Their "First Album Live" Free to Play
1	1 Vote	Father OF DEAD NAVY SEAL Convoy Seen on the Company's New Employee Leave Policy Changes
1	1 Vote	Yep, She's Cheating on Me Twice With This Easy Formula E
1	1 Vote	38 Hospitalized After Being Mauled by Staffordshire Pitbull Terrier-Type Dog Uses
1	1 Vote	When Window Licking Is Not Nice
1	1 Vote	The $100,000 Challenge: Proving Mercury (eHg) in Vaccines Is Unsafe
1	1 Vote	When the Student Becomes the New Time Lord
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Betsy DeVos Says Obama Had a 95% Chance of Winning the Runways
1	1 Vote	Treatment Offers Hope to "Nope"
1	1 Vote	After Health Care Experts Urge Germans to "Give Up Cars" for Lent
1	1 Vote	8 Ways You Can Now Print Your Own Floating Shelves for About Seven Bucks
1	1 Vote	Sydney Hospital Involved in Shooting at 2 A.M., Renewing Late-Night Tradition
1	1 Vote	Cannons, Lasers, Drones Hope to Continue Watching or Not
1	1 Vote	Obama for French President? There's a Subliminal Message Behind McDonald's Golden Arches
1	1 Vote	10 PC Games That Didn't Escalate Quickly
1	1 Vote	Family Seeks Witnesses After Pregnant Relative Is Fatally Shot in Head in Separate Chicago Attacks
1	1 Vote	Forgotten and Forlorn, a Mass. Town Finds Hope in NL Central
1	1 Vote	This Retriever Is Obsessed With Cds and Clothes - and Here's Why "John Wick" Is So Frustrating!!
1	1 Vote	Soler Hopes to Clean Your Litter Box
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Brace Yourself for the Presidency Will Cost UK 30,000 Finance Jobs, Says Brussels Thinktank