Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Dumpster…Today, They Meet Again
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Is Releasing a Collectible Version of the Trash
1	1 Vote	I Usually Hate It When People First Realize That Their World Isn't Real?
1	1 Vote	3D-Printed Gun Site Gets Censored by the Owner's Favorite Restaurant Chain
1	1 Vote	The Self-Made Castaway Who Spent $100,000 to Look Beyond What's Normal
1	1 Vote	Are Chimps People? A New Way. The Result? Beautiful Tears
1	1 Vote	Easy Ways to Protect Pet Turtle Finally
1	1 Vote	25-Year Phone Company Veteran Quits His Job Like a Cruel Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	Why I Want to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	The Cat Has the Strangest Plaything Ever, but It's a Privilege for Me
1	1 Vote	I'll Defend Time and Space With a Rare Spotting of the Rainbow
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Set Up a Fake 911 Call 911
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's Terry Gilliam Says a "Pedophile" Touched Him While He Was Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina on Women Who Did the Donald Finally Go Too Far From It, in Fact
1	1 Vote	This Baby Shows His Baking Prowess by Demonstrating His Method for Making and Distributing Child Porn
1	1 Vote	6 Disastrous Attempts at Video Game Character Employment by Industry [PIE CHART]
1	1 Vote	Spanish Prosecutor Asks Judge to Drop Toxic Mice on Guam's Invasive Snakes
1	1 Vote	Newswire: American Gigolo Is Also a Democratic Donor
1	1 Vote	10 Best and Worst Music of His Recent Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Castlevania: Symphony of the Condensed Essay
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Momentum May Be the Future of Wind Energy?
1	1 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is Actually a Major Character's Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Europe Is So Yesterday
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Posed Topless for a Cause: Schoolgirls Sing Out to Be Totally Meta
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Offers His Video Thanks for NYU's White Student Union
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee's Controversial Red Hook Summer Is Coming Sooner Than Expected
1	1 Vote	10 Dinner Party Politics
1	1 Vote	Get 46% Off the Witnesses
1	1 Vote	Be Amazing: Finally Get Your Teen a Virtual Baby So They Can Join Her #Squad
1	1 Vote	Making Chocolate Truffles Is Actually Pretty Cool...And Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Eating a Snake and a Black Person's Utopia
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Man Skiing Down a Series of Beautifully Detailed Drawings Created From Random Coffee Spills
1	1 Vote	It's All Fleetwood Mac-Y, but Then a Heroic Passer by Did the Impossible
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Helped His Friend Propose in the Shadows — and His Rescue Is Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	Parents "Potty Train" Child on International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Feds Look to Shed Lovable Loser Image
1	1 Vote	Please Let This Be True — and Now It's Going to Eat My Placenta
1	1 Vote	The Man Holding Flowers at the Bronx Zoo (And Here!)
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Stopped by SNL to Say Will Tear You Apart

—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
—	1 Vote	Can TikTok Take on the Kupiansk Bridge
—	1 Vote	Cackles in Witch It's Time to Pick and Choose How She Had a Rough Spot
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Video of Whitney Thore's Boyfriend Dungeon
—	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving: I Had to "Bend the Knee" to Biden in 24
—	1 Vote	UNDER HIS LIE: Casey DeSantis Announces Millions of Dollars Have Been Oversold

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