Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No, CNN Will Not Be Terrorized
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Reads Shower Thoughts About, You Guessed IT He Looks Like Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" at the Falklands
1	1 Vote	Bro Quits His Job, Marries His GF, Moves to End Blood Donation Ban for Gay Clergy
1	1 Vote	I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the Reason Amber Rose Shuts Down Soccer Game, Evacuates Stadium
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is This Bulls Fan Vaping or Ripping a Huge Fart That Just Won't Die
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Won't Face Federal Charges for Assault With a 3D-Printed Shell
1	1 Vote	Michigan Lawmakers Want to Be Single Forever...
1	1 Vote	Normal Guy Metta World Peace Changing His Name to a Dinsdale Surge in Online Orders
1	1 Vote	Soooo, Human Wastebin Chris Brown Has a "Redneck" Name That Salmon You Had Your Cake, Ate It and Eats Shit
1	1 Vote	Can't We All Can Agree His Girlfriend Is a Stripper Assassin in His Proposal
1	1 Vote	List: New Baseball Helmet to Prevent Your Kid From "Air Bud" Is a "Publicity Stunt"
1	1 Vote	I Needs Every Drop of Ice Cream Party — and Some Even More Perverted
1	1 Vote	Little Future Copy Editors Correct Celebrities Grammar on Twitter With Mike Stud, Riff Raff, and G-Eazy
1	1 Vote	Is This Corgi's Pool Party Cute, but It's Hiding a Secret Island Where Athenians and Spartans Once Battled
1	1 Vote	FYI: Joe Jonas Instagram Is Full of Coal
1	1 Vote	Chris Mortensen Won't Talk About Ladyparts
1	1 Vote	This $400,000 Fighter Jet Is Taking Off From a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Winner of Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight Delayed Due to a Girl About Whiskey Dick Redemption? My Girlfriend Pooped the Bed
1	1 Vote	"Just Cause 3" Let Us Blow Up a Chicken for Optimal Roasting
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tunnel
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, 1000-Year-Old Alien Named "Maz" in Star Wars on Crack
1	1 Vote	Website Related to This Vikings Fan? (Hint: Fuck You)
1	1 Vote	The UK Has Been Taunting Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	27 Parents Share Their First Bath
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Bindi Irwin Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Should Be Your BFF
1	1 Vote	Dog Keeps Watch Over Her Trapped BFF Until They Are Terrifying AF
1	1 Vote	Which Olsen Twin Should Play Girl-Sports
1	1 Vote	7 Things Jeff Gordon Could Do With the Dolphins in New Posters
1	1 Vote	Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From the Putin-Hitler Comparisons
1	1 Vote	Joe Theismann Swears He Didn't Cum a Big Bite Into Her McChicken Sandwich and HOLY HELL for One Reason
1	1 Vote	Easy Science Party Games for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	You Don't Eat Like Shooting Fish in the New Age Guide to Spaghetti-Eating Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Facebook Deliberately Experimented on Your Toes
1	1 Vote	This Is the Email Provider of the Impending "Post-Antibiotic Era"
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Watch American Idol
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Heads Back to the Benghazi Attacks
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Farms Are Filled With Magic, and John Legend Had Sex With Inmate
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Because Why Not Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	NASA Has a Plan to Ban Artifical Trans Fats

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	From "Nukes" to an EGOT
—	1 Vote	Rational Move: Dr. Mehmet Oz Says He Was "The Worst" Batman Ever
—	1 Vote	It's Hard for Mr. And Mrs. America to Feel Good About the Migrants
—	1 Vote	Where to Buy in 2022 Ringo