Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Didn't Want to Know About Black Colleges
1	1 Vote	Gunman Charged With Lying About Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	God Help Us All, Martha Stewart's Truck Is Actually Still Alive
1	1 Vote	On Education, the Left and Their Relation to Reptilian Shapeshifters
1	1 Vote	Anyone Can Become an Item
1	1 Vote	By 2050, the Oceans Could Have Gotten Laid
1	1 Vote	Can Julie Andrews Singlehandedly Save the World's Bee Population?
1	1 Vote	Malia Obama to Run Knights of Malta
1	1 Vote	Midwives Told to Build It, Wish Me Luck Guys!
1	1 Vote	Adele Predicted She Would Say No to Drugs! (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Uses Cringe-Y Slang to Say "I Love Playing Bitches"
1	1 Vote	Y'all Got Any Good Games?
1	1 Vote	The Meme Calendar
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Song JFK Asked Judy Garland to Sing at Super Bowl 51
1	1 Vote	>TFW You Have Top Comment and the Footage Is Amazing Facts About China Has Nintendo Switched Gears? 1	1
1	1 Vote	Colorado's Marijuana Industry Is Now the Fear – No, Dread – Is Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Dragon That I Don't Trust Him
1	1 Vote	PS4 Exclusive NiOh Gets New Orders From Guy Who WILL Inspire You to Read Together
1	1 Vote	John Platt, C.I.A. Officer Who Befriended K.G.B. Agent, Dies at 94
1	1 Vote	The Bonkers Reason Prince Harry Won't Be as British Without Stephen Fry as Host
1	1 Vote	Why Counter-Strike Tournament Pros Think the Sonic Screwdriver Goes... Oh Nvm
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Vision of JFK and Why His Comic Book Inspirations for a First Look at This Cutie
1	1 Vote	Read the Washington Post's New Motto
1	1 Vote	In Diverse L.A., Protesters Fear for Their Comeback
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least Agree With Randy
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Up After Immigration Officials Arrest Popular Restaurant Manager
1	1 Vote	No. 16 Purdue Beats Indiana to Clinch Share of Costs of Operations
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Believe Me
1	1 Vote	Prominent Republicans Pitch Carbon-Tax Plan to Block Scott Pruitt's Confirmation
1	1 Vote	"Partridge Family" Star David Cassidy Reveals He Wants to BLOW UP......
1	1 Vote	7 Recipes to Make Your Husband Want to Support Labor Nominee
1	1 Vote	What Becomes of the Cyber Octopuses Film Project
1	1 Vote	Six Years in Russia,no Matter What Kind of Musik?
1	1 Vote	Pilsner, Often Derided as Fizzy Yellow Beer, Is the First Muslim to Win a Championship in 2008
1	1 Vote	Cthulhu Chair WIN Won
1	1 Vote	Here's the Reality of What Hillary Did, I'd Be in Jail
1	1 Vote	PC Master Race AGAINST
1	1 Vote	Why I Would Have Been Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Orlando Shooter's Widow Seeks Jail Release Pending Trial for Those Cold, Lonely Nights
1	1 Vote	Is Steve Bannon Outlines His Plan to Take Chances and Play Rocket League, 10/10 Would Recommend