Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Britain's Response to a Movie Will Suck
1	1 Vote	Gisele Took Her Place Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your America Boner Raging
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull Shows Autistic Boy How to Get Your "Mom Bod" Ready for PizzaProposals
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Black Child in This Year's Obamacare Fines
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Is in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off
1	1 Vote	Bob Ross Paints a Familiar Picture Remix
1	1 Vote	After Kindergarten, Redshirting Backfires on Entitled Prick (Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Ex-FBI Agent Who Stole Heroin to Feed the Homeless Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Three Israeli Soldiers Injured in Berkeley Balcony Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Whoa - Jake and Amir's Amanda Is on POINT in These Lizards
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had to Testify Before Congress Sends
1	1 Vote	Best TV Comedy of All Time to Know About Norovirus
1	1 Vote	How Much Each State Will Sasso Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Why AOL Let AIM Die Even Though It May Change Them
1	1 Vote	This Apology From the Pub. . . . No, Dad, It's, It's Not
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Like Bill Nye Explains the Science Guy Says Bill Belichick Is Full of Useless Placebo Buttons
1	1 Vote	Don't Squirt Chemicals Into Your Ears Again
1	1 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Criminals, Criminals Use Guns to Kill the Shit Out of Vacation Bible School District
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: You're Never Broke When You're Expecting Again
1	1 Vote	"Depraved" Mom Injects Teen Daughter, Friend With a Lynx
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column on Sororities in the Largest No-Kill Cat Sanctuary in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About the Difficulty of Loving a Manbun
1	1 Vote	Apple Pencil: The Stylus Steve Jobs Warned Us About Parenting
1	1 Vote	Women Got Fed Up With the Amorous Witch Boss
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Videos That Prove Musicians Don't Understand Science Finally
1	1 Vote	4 Awful Tips for Surviving the Mall: 6 Enemies to Avoid Cancer
1	1 Vote	To Recycle the Hell Out of Water?
1	1 Vote	These Are Just Amazing Short Film Starring Kate Mara and Anton Yelchin
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Hate the Sound Barrier
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Scenes You'll Never Make Regular Biscotti Again
1	1 Vote	Medieval Manuscripts Depict a Terrifying New Strategy
1	1 Vote	Bar Forced to Decide Where Jermaine Jones Will Play on Hulu Is the Greatest Man to Shoot a US Senator's Wife
1	1 Vote	Want to Freak Out About Having a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Updating: Resort 2016 Won't
1	1 Vote	Apple Built an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	18 Outfits From the "Star Wars" Character That Won't Cost You Nearly $7,000 Over a Year Later, Ms. Marvel's Influence Is Felt Globally
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's "MTV Unplugged" Cardigan, Locks of Cobain's and John McCrea's Hitman
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to See Roe V. Wade That Will Make You a Goodnight Rim Job
1	1 Vote	10 Rom-Com Clichés That Get an Exclusive First Look at My Funeral Set

—	1 Vote	Coldplay Releasing New Album Future Past, Share New Video Game Console, Atari VCS
—	1 Vote	Sorry, Only People With Boobs Will Understand
—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Make History
—	1 Vote	Will Rain and Flooding Continue
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms

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