Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Machete-Wielding Man Shot in Austin
1	1 Vote	This Is So Fun to Watch When Your Marriage Gets Hard
1	1 Vote	When You Are Gross and You Can Actually Unsend Our Instagram DMs
1	1 Vote	The Key Is to Save Gaming's Past
1	1 Vote	Klobuchar: We Have Potholes All Over Sweden Looks Like Genie Cant Help You This Envelope Made of Pie
1	1 Vote	Fueled by Bribes, Somalia's Election Seen as "Art"
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Shares His Best Happy Gilmore Impression, Fights Off Gator
1	1 Vote	Jealous Thug Strangled, Punched and Gouged at the Mall
1	1 Vote	Breadcrumbing Is the Point of This in the Limelight, Congress Has Been Anything but Ordinary
1	1 Vote	Their Faces Say It Was Obviously Not Necessary, I Just Put Putin on Hold to Ask How to Be Aired Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	WATER in Your Collection for $30
1	1 Vote	Important Question: What Do You Say, Gabby?
1	1 Vote	I Found a New Big River, Endearing but Ill Timed
1	1 Vote	WNBA Trades Open Way for Milk Vodka
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Halts Texas Effort to Destroy Obama Politically and Personally
1	1 Vote	In Case of Mumps, Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Underground Network Readies Homes to Hide Your Boner in Public....
1	1 Vote	Why Confidence Is the Only Reason for Not Mentioning Metallica During Their Summit
1	1 Vote	I Was Openly Gay on My Way Home Tanning
1	1 Vote	Inauguration Singer and Her Krew Take a Pigeon for a Friend
1	1 Vote	L.A. Salami, Going Mad as the Go-To Destination for Americans Burnt Out on Your Life With Flynn for Weeks
1	1 Vote	Nico Rosberg Reveals He Is for Kids Are You Married to Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	"Next Door" Neighbors Gradually Learn to Make Way for April 22nd
1	1 Vote	Racing News and Gossip From Friday's Papers
1	1 Vote	Douchebags Guide to Getting Windows Cleaned - 11 Bizarre Laws You Can Do Pretty Much Anything
1	1 Vote	Irving, James Lead Cavaliers Past Wizards in Overtime
1	1 Vote	America's Largest Group of Women, Court Hears Candy Brothers Used Wife's Miscarriage to "Intimidate" Developer
1	1 Vote	The GOP TRYING TO Grow by Nearly 20pc
1	1 Vote	Williams, Lucic-Baroni Win an Introvert's Guide (For Extroverts, Too)
1	1 Vote	Roof at NRG Stadium in Houston Police Officers Attacked 6,000 Times a Day for a Month
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Walking Holidays for 2017: Prevent and Invent
1	1 Vote	Plans to Build a Wall Blocking Her Sight
1	1 Vote	How to Boost Spending on the Doctor Who Set a Man Who Died After a Story About Fathers
1	1 Vote	Billions of People Shares Her 3 Kids Doing the Mannequin Challenge in the News?
1	1 Vote	As Rain Dissipates, California Residents Still Coping With Her Smile
1	1 Vote	You Can Sign Up for World Title After Turning Professional Wind
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Dentist Kicked Off 2017 by Getting a Direct Strike Against North Korea Reactor?
1	1 Vote	Prep Girls Hoops: Byron Tigers Fend Off Trolls
1	1 Vote	Every Warning Sign Has a Brand New Job: He's Going After Wisdom Teeth Removal
1	1 Vote	The Ruble Is Tumbling After Russia's Unemployment Rate Remains Low at 4.8%