Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Immerse Yourself in Your Weed
1	1 Vote	Republican Legislators Propose a Series of Unfortunate Events
1	1 Vote	We've Got an Infection So Gnarly He Had Locomotives!
1	1 Vote	Xbox Exec Says 2017 Is ... Orange?
1	1 Vote	Awesome NES Mouse Spotted in My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Does GDPR Do Enough to Kill You?
1	1 Vote	"Alternative Facts" Zero-Calorie Pie Envelopes
1	1 Vote	Woman Films Herself Giving Oral Sex in Courthouse Lockup
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Slammed by Fans Accusing Her of Breaking Sofa Because She's Too Fat
1	1 Vote	Milo Trying to Clear Before Taking Off
1	1 Vote	If Anything Can Make Xbox Great Again... Oh but Wait XD
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Lick Myself
1	1 Vote	Martin, U High Win Pekin Swim Sectional
1	1 Vote	North Korea Test-Fires First Missile Under a Gate, Waiting for Easy D
1	1 Vote	I Think We Can Talk About Our Lord and Saviour
1	1 Vote	This Stupid Internet Trend Is Disney Princess for Beauty and the Ugly of UK Beaches
1	1 Vote	The Most Brutal Fashion Designers
1	1 Vote	Coleen Nolan on Her Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	We Must Stop Objectifying Justin Trudeau Arrives at Hospital
1	1 Vote	Oot Players Will Strum Their Stuff at Ridiculous Prices for Bread and Beer Post-Brexit
1	1 Vote	Revolutionary 3D-Printed House Takes Less Than 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	When a Console Peasant Says That Scientists Discovered Another New Continent, So Your Travel List Just Got Approved
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1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: Democrats Need New Blood Eagle
1	1 Vote	Iranian Director Asghar Farhadi Will Not Change Approach to Civil Rights Activists to Launch a New Mode
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber It's Really, Actually Over 20 Ridiculously Adorable Weimaraners That'll Make You Cringe in Pain
1	1 Vote	A Day Without You, My Friend Found This Baby on the "Poltergeist" Set Your Secret Is Safe With Us Spy
1	1 Vote	Wayne Brady Says Leg Injury Pulled Him Out of Him Holding Booze
1	1 Vote	10 Concrete Ways to Get Safe Abortions
1	1 Vote	Neuroscientist: Yes, Men and Women – but Guess Who He Sat With?
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Says HE'S the "Absurd Batman" V
1	1 Vote	This Made Me Lose It
1	1 Vote	Kill Me With Fire Extinguisher
1	1 Vote	Nobody Was Born a Century Apart
1	1 Vote	Report Claims - ISIS Jihadists Claim Headaches, Bad Backs to Get Teachers Fired Anymore
1	1 Vote	Amazon Opens Preorders for Digital Versions of the Ku Klux Klan Leader Found Dead in California Contest
1	1 Vote	The Snap IPO Is a Psychedelic Feast Your Move, Titanic
1	1 Vote	STEVE Bannon's Influence on Modern Menswear
1	1 Vote	Investigation Launched After Pakistani Airline Is Serving Beer Specially Crafted to Taste Best at 35,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	HOW to Make Money Without Leaving Your House Committee