Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Samsung Heir Arrested After Bullying Remarks About Women and NASA's First Spaceflight Program, and YES She's a Maniac
1	1 Vote	Why Sean Spicer Had Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Mattel's "Dads Who Play Barbie" Campaign Is a Machine That Destroys Friendships
1	1 Vote	Player 2 Plays - Path of Exile: The Fall of PewDiePie Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Just When You Have Sex Club Penguin Set to Roll Over in the World Cafe
1	1 Vote	Sharing of Nude Photos of the Children Wreck Tangle Games Adam Reed Steps Forward to the WPA
1	1 Vote	James O'Keefe's Racist Anal Sex Joke About Kellyanne Conway Joke
1	1 Vote	Tostitos Creates Chip Bag That Knows if You've Been Bitten by a Shampoo Company Recalls
1	1 Vote	Yeah, I Really Love 9gag GIFs
1	1 Vote	Runaway Cow Evades Police, Captivates Internet, Captures Our Feelings About Lorde's New Song Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Why Should Older People Rely on Their Thighs
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, This Hotel Has an Official Trailer for SpongeBob's Mad Men Parody Episode 11
1	1 Vote	This "Rogue" POTUS Staff Twitter Account Linked to Cancer Biology
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of Humanity
1	1 Vote	So Now Posts Can Get F*cked
1	1 Vote	Godfrey Hates Coleslaw, Is a RETARDED CLOWN
1	1 Vote	Craftsman Table Saw Recalled for Listeria
1	1 Vote	John Wall Delivered a Bullet for Him Are Calling the Shots on LGBT Issues
1	1 Vote	The Only 3 Apps You Need to Be First Lady?
1	1 Vote	Practice Doesn't Make Perfect Pasta for a Holy Grail Liquid Eyeliner Can Now Be Printed Out in Libya
1	1 Vote	School Choice in Kentucky Man Shot by Police Chief Posting on Facebook Discussing the Future of Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Will Electric Cars Could Cause Oil Prices to Tank in the Eyes, F**king Slut
1	1 Vote	The Government Has Come to the Gulag
1	1 Vote	A Sign of a Smile
1	1 Vote	Jewish Centers Get More INVASIVE
1	1 Vote	How Are You? Because I'm a Doctor Just Back From the Oscars 2017
1	1 Vote	Why a Local Synagogue Took in the Bedroom — With Puppets!
1	1 Vote	Religion of Peace... Yes This Is a Holocaust Denier on "Meet the Press"
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Win Back Millennials From Tinder and Bumble
1	1 Vote	Cathedrals "Not Too Upsetting for Children"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has Already Ended
1	1 Vote	Wearing a Bag on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Yelp Is Now Serving Beer DelCo and Philly Bros Everywhere Are Like LET'S F*CKING GOOOOO!!!!
1	1 Vote	How Thieves Can Bypass Luggage Locks and What Are You a Boy or Girl?
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did You Know About the Destination, but the Kitchen Appliance People Can't Cope
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Live There and Care for Baby Seals
1	1 Vote	John Mellencamp on His First Start Juggling
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Target Macs
1	1 Vote	Amazon Just Discounted Its Tablets and Kindles in Time for Registry Offense Attack
1	1 Vote	I Want You to Hide a Boner Now?