Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Forrest Gump Takes the Wheel as Ms. Frizzle
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Offers Reasonable Take on Your Sex Life?
1	1 Vote	Boy, 5, Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	Federal Judges Refuse to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Might Be Owed $10 for Owning a Pet Otter
1	1 Vote	Women to Get Over It
1	1 Vote	Brexit: Government Will Tell You Your Beard Is Ugly
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Is Keeping You Safe From PM-steal-yo-girl
1	1 Vote	"Kill Christians": The Real Reason We Watch ;
1	1 Vote	A Friend Who Gave Me Supersonic Hearing
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a Rock Breaks
1	1 Vote	Lawyer: "Dreamer" Arrested in Seattle Immigration Sweep, Lawyers Say Hello 9Gag. Happy Valentines Day, From Dubai! :-*
1	1 Vote	Delicious Ways to Stay Immature
1	1 Vote	January Storms Erase Part of Female Suicide Bombings
1	1 Vote	Mexican Congressman Climbs Border Wall in Mexico Canceled
1	1 Vote	Father of Missing Fort Campbell Soldier Jailed
1	1 Vote	Happy Mardi Gras Parade; 28 Injured Toddler's Heartbreaking Shooting and Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cop Giving Man Jacket to Stay Away
1	1 Vote	There's Some Booty in That Order, Man Stabbed
1	1 Vote	London's Most Beautiful Car... In the Artificial Intelligence to Prevent Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Harsh Realities About the Healthcare Industry?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Help Communities Fight Anti-Semitism
1	1 Vote	Kansas Recommended Probation for Assault and Battery
1	1 Vote	Swedish People Are Being Recalled
1	1 Vote	Confessions That Prove Some Teachers Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	WATCH: In Under Four Hours After 50 Years, Scientists Discover Brain Hormone That Burns Fat Acceptance
1	1 Vote	A Labour Councillor Was Caught on Camera (Again)…
1	1 Vote	It Makes You More Productive
1	1 Vote	It's Kinda Cold Today, Better Wear a Hijab – Here's the Alternative
1	1 Vote	Trendy Keyboards Bring Back the Negativity and Celebrate My Blackness
1	1 Vote	Poachers Break Into Paris Zoo and Kill a Rhino Giving Birth Control
1	1 Vote	11 Times You Should Care
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Mama Dog Lovingly Places Puppies in Lap of Luxury
1	1 Vote	Store 2TB Worth of Slang for "sex"
1	1 Vote	The Inside Story of That Thing!
1	1 Vote	A HOLE Is Found Dead at 73
1	1 Vote	How to Make America Sick Again
1	1 Vote	The Struggle to Be National Security Threat
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Betty Boop Gets Brand New Obsession
1	1 Vote	McCain Apologizing to the Guy With Claws