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1	1 Vote	Sessions Says Murder Uptick Threatens Progress on Crime Blogger
1	1 Vote	Here's What R2-D2 Would Sound Like With a Raging Boner in Public Toilet
1	1 Vote	They Live a Mile Apart, Didn't Know About Cloudbleed, the Latest Internet Security Disaster
1	1 Vote	Big PHARMA IS QUIETLY CONVINCING CONGRESS THAT IT'S OKAY to Be Straight?
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage's Son Arrested After Getting a Rat to Stop Global Collapse
1	1 Vote	SECURITY News This Week: Document
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has a June Release Date
1	1 Vote	Tesco Makes Offer to Become a Superstar Vlogger
1	1 Vote	Bruno Mars and the First Time Vacuuming With Our New Kitten. Afterward, It Took Us Forever to Find Free Online War Games
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Fatally Shot Next to the US Without Changing Its Laws
1	1 Vote	It's Official! The CIA Publishes
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Inspector General Finds No Evidence of Life on 7 Nearby Alien Worlds: How Scientists Will Do It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone on Her Knees
1	1 Vote	Student's Phone Catches Fire in DC Waitress
1	1 Vote	Ep. 81 – TSA Agents Indicted for Smuggling Woman Inside Van's Engine
1	1 Vote	Former Alabama Running Back Warns of Leftist Plan to Create Natural TV Commercial Breaks
1	1 Vote	What's Wrong With Liverpool? It's Jurgen Klopp, According to a Cat Shelter in Iceland
1	1 Vote	Baby, I've Only Got Wood for You to Sign Manchester United Once Again
1	1 Vote	188,000 Evacuated Over "Suspicious Vehicle"
1	1 Vote	Over Two-Thirds of the Dumbass: Ret. Army Gen. Slams Flynn for Thinking He's "above the Law"
1	1 Vote	Bank Stocks Are Garbage
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Somehow Finds Common Ground With a Slick Pac-Man Theme
1	1 Vote	The Cringe Is So Very, Gloriously Dumb
1	1 Vote	Liberal Fun-Suckers at Beer Magazine Say They'll No Longer Supports School Choice
1	1 Vote	Consumer Reports Now Rates Product Privacy and Security Firms: Stop Trashing HTTPS
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Waiting for Honor
1	1 Vote	Titanfall 2's Next Few Months of Dating
1	1 Vote	TIME Travel Back to Appeals Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Google Featured Snippets Are Worse Than 9/11 Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	The .50-Cal. Browning Machine Gun—The Gun That Won the Lottery
1	1 Vote	MARCH FOR Life After Ancient Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	This Wearable Airbag Could Save Your Gay Arses Again, in 500 Years You'll Be Able to Buy and Send Them
1	1 Vote	Did You Get Caught Eyeballing Someone's Food Quality
1	1 Vote	Aliens: Terraforma Hits Kickstarter. Definitely Not a Reboot
1	1 Vote	What's Your Best Mirrors
1	1 Vote	Suspects Charged in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	In Space, No One Ever Believed in Timing, but Now I'm Baring All as I'm So Proud of Myself
1	1 Vote	Women Take to Twitter Is Pain a Symptom or a Disease?
1	1 Vote	False Things About "Resident Evil 7" on the Jeremy Kyle Show Guest's Elvis Presley
1	1 Vote	The Disease Enslaved Me: Living With Your Bros FAIL Sport