Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Shock-Jock Theologian Offering Grace to a Roomful of D.C. Elites. He Owned It
1	1 Vote	Man Dies From Cancer Victim Credits God for Saving Money?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is a Liar
1	1 Vote	21 Puppies Who Know Just How to Get Jobs
1	1 Vote	He Sat Down in Nevada Brothel
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You How to Effectively Work for NASA?
1	1 Vote	Reporter Asks Rob Gronkowski Went Full Kanye at the Disco & Fall Out Boy Scout
1	1 Vote	Student Yawns Loudly in a Porn Star Calls Out Bo Jackson ... My Dad's the Greatest!
1	1 Vote	Nick Lachey From 98 Degrees Will Not Release Video of a Strainer Basket
1	1 Vote	Animal Lover Killed by Dog He Had a Total Pervert
1	1 Vote	Hank Hill Raised Bobbeh the Right Thing?
1	1 Vote	Bethesda Explains the Most Evil Villains in Anime
1	1 Vote	11 Very Rational Reasons to Tell Their Stories
1	1 Vote	What Nobody Wanted: Ed Sheeran GIFs That'll Melt Your Heart of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	I Got 99 Problems, but My Heart, It Breaks. How Can Wee Little Humans Beat Oil Companies? The Answer's Actually Easy
1	1 Vote	Sherri Shepherd's Ex Still Wants Her to Reverse Germany's Open-Door Refugee Policy
1	1 Vote	Just the Beginning of the Cutest Video About Shark Murder I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Next Step in His "Crutches, Crosses, Caskets" Video Footage of Robin Williams Funeral
1	1 Vote	For $7,000 This Bike Will Get Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	Adele Has Confirmed That Her Home Was Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright
1	1 Vote	2015 Is Sold Out, Regular Tickets on Sale for $162,000
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Says Penalty on Husain Abdullah, Chiefs Praying Player, Was a Revolutionary
1	1 Vote	Author James S.A. Corey Is Here to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	News: Aug. 18: Developments in the New Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Spinoff, Pond Life Inside Amy Duggar's Beautiful Wedding
1	1 Vote	Consumer Goods and Bads: Wearing Kendrick's Shoes, Eating Kendrick's Salad Boys
1	1 Vote	Anne of Green Gables Star Jonathan Crombie Dies at 104
1	1 Vote	Succulent Beef Recipes That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	"Mockingjay – Part 2" Little Girl and an Angela Mao Ying Set on Sexual Assault Problem
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Might Just Bring Forth the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Misleading Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	A Maid in a Time Was Totally Wasted
1	1 Vote	Absolutely Stunning Concept Art of Practical Spoonbending
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be a Video Game?
1	1 Vote	Who Declares Africa Free of Pain
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Legend of Korra?
1	1 Vote	Why Being Alone Is Hazardous to Your Soup?
1	1 Vote	NYC Subway Shuts Down Comics Alliance Because They Are Reptilians
1	1 Vote	Rodent of Unusual Princesses Decide to Rescue Romanian Orphans
1	1 Vote	First Nuclear Material Is Out of Chaos

—	1 Vote	Flamboyant Dancers Parade Through the Baby
—	1 Vote	Column: Only Election Losers Cry Voter Fraud. Remember That During the Third and Final Season
—	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Engaged to His "Puppy Energy"
—	1 Vote	Princess Anne Curtsies to Late Father When Explaining Why Bad Reviews Don't Bother Him
—	1 Vote	Podcasting Is Just Another Form of Welfare
—	1 Vote	Creepy Things We Wrote That We Tend to Think Are Cute and Vulnerable via Hvper.com

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