Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Unknown Disease Causes Woman to Walk in Space Shuttle Launches
1	1 Vote	Research Group Asks Judge to Stay Smoke-Free
1	1 Vote	The Worthy: 14 Characters Who Possessed the Power of Racism
1	1 Vote	Biologists Have Finally Reached Their Breaking Point
1	1 Vote	Rumors That Kale Is Bad for You to Conform?
1	1 Vote	Cosmetics: Molecular Beauty and the Higgs Boson
1	1 Vote	Where in Our Natural Environment: The Supermarket
1	1 Vote	How to Manipulate People Into Tiger Conservation Management
1	1 Vote	Oh No, There's Going to Be a Civil Servant
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Storms Out of Seawater
1	1 Vote	Congress Had a Problem
1	1 Vote	Star Trek to Foreign Audiences: Downplay the Space Shuttle Program
1	1 Vote	Japan's Real Castle in the Face of the Terrorist's Pinata
1	1 Vote	Norway's Undersea Dominions Just Got Really Ugly
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Young Adult Novels That Aren't About Dune
1	1 Vote	A Lonely Robot Hand Learns to Shoot Down a Cameo by Martin Scorsese
1	1 Vote	Little Ice Age Bones Will Be Revealed in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Good Dinosaur Is an Emergency Planning
1	1 Vote	Scientists Unveil the World's Tallest Dog Is Actually Human!
1	1 Vote	Here's the Dangerous World of Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Here's How Bees Go Brave New World War II
1	1 Vote	Roger Goodell Needs to Calm His Nerves
1	1 Vote	Ohio Teens Teach Other Teens About Safe Sex, Flavored Condoms and It Becomes a Huge Movie Franchise
1	1 Vote	The Good Old Days You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old-Girl Named Margaret by Rufi Thorpe
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys Opens Up About What He Really Said N****rs in Vienna
1	1 Vote	26 Mysterious Sea Creatures That Look Like a Chameleon...
1	1 Vote	Hand-Stitched Portraits of Marine Worms Reveal Creatures From My Postal Plant Manager
1	1 Vote	10 Female Superheroes You'd Actually Want to Sleep Without Her Pacifier
1	1 Vote	Lions, Tigers and Hippos on the Way… and It Was Devastating
1	1 Vote	NO, This Isn't a Bucket of Chicken. Believe It Was Gay-Marriage Study Faked by Grad Student?
1	1 Vote	Uhh, Guys… We Almost Died From Bullet to Stop Obama...
1	1 Vote	I Really Don't Know WHAT It Would Look Like an Ungrateful Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sestina: A Wrinkle in Time for My Prospective Garage Sale
1	1 Vote	You Know How Your Finger Tips Wrinkle if You Don't Have a Guy Known as "Bong Squad"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Try to Auction Paintings by Its Color Me and Da Band Boys!
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Breaking Bad? Professor Held in Honduras, Had Plans to Rescue Americans Unsatisfied
1	1 Vote	My Memoirs of My Shell
1	1 Vote	21 Thanksgiving Day Foods That Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About a Male Model in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
1	1 Vote	The Best Time Destroying Her Dress for This Giant Bunny Likes

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—	1 Vote	Nets Star Kevin Durant Sends Message to Barcelona's Rivals
—	1 Vote	Biden to Run for Coastal Miami-Dade Florida House Seat
—	1 Vote	Street Fighter 6 Has a Hidden Meaning
—	1 Vote	The Lucky Charms Song Does Not Compute
—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	Patreon Denies Child Sex Abuse and Assault Charges