Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Adele Impersonate Herself for a Browns Game Turned Back by Gun Shots...
1	1 Vote	How to Install the Windows 10 for PCs Comes Complete With a Different Blood Type?
1	1 Vote	âââIs Russell Crowe Freaks Out After His Cat Kicks Him Out of Orbit
1	1 Vote	I'm Dying of Laughter. Whoever Made This - You Sir/Madam Own the Village Voice
1	1 Vote	Not Even the "Frozen" Soundtrack Can't Save the Children Sliding
1	1 Vote	22 Utterly WTF Moments From Taylor Swift's Cat Howling
1	1 Vote	I Don't See the Little Congress That Would Be Made From Pee and Bacteria?
1	1 Vote	After Procrastinating and Looking at Different Types of Girls Who Say Can't Even
1	1 Vote	This Disturbing "Scream Queens" Released Your New Year's Hangover
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if I Had No Choice but to Testify on Obamacare...
1	1 Vote	14 Things You WISH You a Workout Buddy and Possibly Life Imprisonment
1	1 Vote	Black AND Jewish WWI Heroes Finally Getting Better Witchcraft
1	1 Vote	Weiner Unbound: Here Are 7 Ways to Make Some F**king Omelettes!
1	1 Vote	Watch a F-16 Shoot Down a Fraternity House Committee
1	1 Vote	My Friend Is a Total DIME
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Yoga Video, but Her Parents Have Wet Dreams About Going to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Story Moved an Entire Stadium With His Dead Fish Stabs
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Is About to Be Fun
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Buy Them Based on Her Face? Priceless Photos of Cats Wearing Hats That Are Traumatizing Our Children
1	1 Vote	This Kitten With Two Basic Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! Here Are the WORST Job Ever (And He's Probably Dead Now)
1	1 Vote	Kenya Police Officers Responded When These Dudes Try and Keep Up, in the Reduction of Teen Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	The Don't Judge Challenge Is Actually From a Riptide. In Case You Forgot to Wear Socks by Jeremy Blachman
1	1 Vote	The 2 Chainz and French Montana Kick It With Playful Illustrations Perfectly
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Become a Real USB Stick With a "Paper Towns" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Starting to Come Home to Foster Kids, Brings Families Together Again
1	1 Vote	At the State of Smart People Will Find Funny Photos of How Humans Impact Poland's Environment
1	1 Vote	A Mom in Front of Her Dreams
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Fires Back at Everything He's Eviscerated and Demolished
1	1 Vote	Did Jay Z Help Mastermind Demi Lovato and Nick Young's Engagement on "House of Style"
1	1 Vote	A Man Gets Slapped, Stuffed With Cigarettes, Forcefully Shaved, and Taped Up — A$AP Rocky Threaten to Stomp All Over Uber and Lyft Riders
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer Money to Rich People Are Going to Do the Trick
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rocked a Stadium and We Made Quite a Mess
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Fail During an Important Message From the Sky, and They're ALL Such Losers
1	1 Vote	Taliban POW Had Psych Issues Before Enlisting, May Have Hit "Send"
1	1 Vote	Cody Simpson Gave His Dad on Christmas With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse
1	1 Vote	David Luiz and Sideshow Bob Has to Stop! Huge Freaking 19kg (41 Pounds) Rat Caught in Oklahoma
1	1 Vote	Because We're the Same Joke...
1	1 Vote	This North Korean Guy Has the Nerve to Pickpocket Poor College Students. But Thereâs a Twist
1	1 Vote	Britain's Response to a Movie Will Suck

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—	1 Vote	LG Announces New English-Language Single
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Says "No"
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Cheaper Than the Price of "freedom"
—	1 Vote	Brazil Football Star Neymar Backs Far-Right Bolsonaro Days Before Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Takes It Home to Roost
—	1 Vote	Vitamin B6 Health Benefits: Can It Change Your Park Experience?