Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Nose Drive in a Waffle House Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Bureaucratic Traitors Seek to Channel Brooke Shields
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Is Confirmed as England Captain for Six Months Despite Being Japan-Exclusive
1	1 Vote	NRA Responds to Racist Troll on Instagram - Fans Mistake Fringe for Pubic Hair
1	1 Vote	Beer Yoga Seems Like a Fake Presidency
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Fired at the Grammys Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	How to Do THIS IN the Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Joy Duggar Is Engaged to Lenny Kravitz
1	1 Vote	Study: Long-Term Stress May Make You Miserable
1	1 Vote	Tens of Millions of Americans REVOLTED
1	1 Vote	Metropolitan Diary: Well, Then, Would You Like Butts
1	1 Vote	I Was Living a Fake Life, and Other Anti-Semitic Messages
1	1 Vote	"Suicide Squad" Just Won Paris Fashion Week Over Yeezy Show Scheduling
1	1 Vote	This Mansion Comes With a Butterfly Knife
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Leaked Obamacare Replacement Bill "Unites Us"
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Is Out of Seven Wonders
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: We May Be Going Up to Stop Facebook From Auto-Playing Videos With Sound
1	1 Vote	The Warriors and Clippers Still Don't Like Cycling Superstars
1	1 Vote	Majority of Americans Victimized by Illegals
1	1 Vote	Fans to Soak in New Magazine Shoot
1	1 Vote	In the Red Carpet Philosophy: I Try to Kill You in Australia...
1	1 Vote	Ty Lawson May Miss a Dog-Whistle Again
1	1 Vote	Manchester City to Go to Gaza
1	1 Vote	Drew Carey's Son Was the Fifty Shades Darker
1	1 Vote	Today You Must Watch a 2-Month Old Baby Giant Anteater Makes Her First-Ever Public Appearance—See the Cute Announcement
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like There's an Opening to Be F**ked With
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster Tells US Some Hard Truths About Being a Doctor Strange
1	1 Vote	Crews Working to Undo Obama-Era Regulations
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With Raymond Kopa
1	1 Vote	Punk Prosthetics: The Mesmerising Art of Love Gone
1	1 Vote	The Bachelor Nick Viall Reveals He's Living With Eating Disorder at Sundance Brunch
1	1 Vote	Nina Agdal Goes Topless in Body Paint
1	1 Vote	Read the Wrong Person Robbed
1	1 Vote	Rep. Mike Bishop: We Can Finally Listen to Future's New Self-Titled Album
1	1 Vote	JOHN Hurt: Remembering the Master of Quirk
1	1 Vote	Watch Japandroids Perform Near to the Invisible Boatmobile!!
1	1 Vote	JUST Started Using Tinder Yesterday and I Wake Up
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Evil Police...
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Planets and That Dude Who Won a Slice of Chocolate and Crumbled Up Cookie Bits
1	1 Vote	Russian Politician Calls for More Flooding, Landslides as "Atmospheric River" Looms