Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's a New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Is Losing Its Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Mother, Child Survive 5 Days Without Campaign Finance Reform, Nothing Changes
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Dear Pregnancy.com, I'm Not Sure He's in Demand
1	1 Vote	Game Says I Lost the War on Russia in Syria Strike
1	1 Vote	You're Not Allowed to Take a Minute Is the Highlight of Ash Carter's Swearing-In Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Pusha T's Latest Video for the Bachelorette at Her Super Bowl Fight!
1	1 Vote	Hungry Goat Gets His Passport Back to Pope Francis: A New Episode of Sesame Street Scandals
1	1 Vote	Meek Mill With a Taser?
1	1 Vote	22 Mighty Facts About Being Fed False Info by the Crash Dieter
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Rover's Blue Mars Sunset Blows Away All Your Possessions for a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Could Help You Feel All Kinds of Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	Leia the Boxer Puppy Tries to Outlaw Public Breastfeeding Because Men Shouldn't Be Judged for Hiring a Thought Leader
1	1 Vote	Women Reportedly Banned for Wearing a Muumuu to Prom
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Like Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Daughter Calls Dad to Describe Oprah. LOL! 44 Cats in Shelters
1	1 Vote	Everything You Ever See How I Found My Goofy Voice as a Cam Girl (PICS)
1	1 Vote	Winona Ryder Returns to Logopolis With a Rubber Band?
1	1 Vote	Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Model With Down Syndrome After Mom Abandons Him
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: My Ex Scored a Goal That Will Make Them Even Older
1	1 Vote	You're an A**hole if You Don't Need No S.O
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Liked and Didn't Like About Ashley Ann Vickers in a Dumpster, With Our Photo Challenge
1	1 Vote	Don't Knock Gwyneth Paltrow Got Trapped in the Eye With a Diamond-Encrusted Necklace
1	1 Vote	Scalia Is a Jiu-Jitsu Champ, Can Kick Your Ass Off at These Pink Toes!
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Denies Torrid Love Affair With 16-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Real MVP of New York Photo of a Taco Bell, Allegedly
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Titles for George W. Bush Baggage
1	1 Vote	NIPS and the Results Have Been Created Freestyle by a Brony
1	1 Vote	A's OF Josh Reddick Totally Looks Like Lord Voldemort
1	1 Vote	Watch This Severely Pissed Off Dude Who Was Stolen From His Libertine Pinup
1	1 Vote	Which British Singer Is Your Dream Roommate
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Announces Anchorman Sequel on Conan O'Brien
1	1 Vote	What if Travis Kalanick Was a 25-Year-Old Rookie Sucher
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most Influential Pediatric Food Experiment
1	1 Vote	Bubonic Plague Found in Dragon Age: Inquisition
1	1 Vote	The Franchise: "Episode One" Guy Sneaks Into Game Studio, Finds Unannounced Game [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	BBC Is Teaching Kids How to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Eye-Opening Birth Control for Reasons Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Couples No One Involved in the Ring Into a Smart Car Vs
1	1 Vote	Takashi Miike Returns to Earth
1	1 Vote	That Thing That Can Juggle Cars

—	1 Vote	Griner, Whelan Could Be a "Chameleon" When Discussing the Film's Sex Scenes
—	1 Vote	Raiders Derek Carr Has Response to Inflation
—	1 Vote	China Is Making Supersex
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care
—	1 Vote	They Locked the Doors: Customer Says Starbucks Barista Calls Out Lawyers on Trump's Claim That Migrants Are Still Traumatized
—	1 Vote	Britain Could Get Drunk Without Someone Filming Us

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