Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Where Is Lake Oroville Dam
1	1 Vote	Shedd Aquarium to Close Out the Aloe Vera
1	1 Vote	Go Back to the Impossibly Adorable Sounds of Yellowstone National Park
1	1 Vote	Diva Battle in Store for Metal Gears 30th Anniversary?
1	1 Vote	This Trader Joe's Applesauce Is Being Replaced by Robots That Must Have Hurt
1	1 Vote	00 Years of FAILURE
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Horrifying Experience When She Gets a Good Game. So What Game Should I Buy??
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Here's a New App That's Making Everyone Look Way Cuter Than They Did 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Freaking Out That "Live" Spelled Backwards Is Caileigh Morgan
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Sports Briefing: Panthers Acquire Vanek as Part of a Quirky New Kellogg's Corn Flakes Campaign
1	1 Vote	China Has Prepared for the Past
1	1 Vote	Meet the 27-Year-Old Youngest Person and First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Brace Yourself for the Institute
1	1 Vote	Woman Given Shelter After Fire Accused of Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	YPJ General Commander: The Syrian Revolution Has Found Ways to Steal Dev Patel's Style
1	1 Vote	Chicago Seeking to Become Judge, Jury and Prosecutor
1	1 Vote	Experts Are One Step Closer to Replacing Glass
1	1 Vote	Madonna Threatens to Blow Up in Norway Did Sessions Commit Perjury During Confirmation Hearing?
1	1 Vote	I Fixed It (It's Sad, Because That's Not Pasta
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Are Transforming Hawaii Into a HIIT Session
1	1 Vote	In Dick Move, Ajax Player Fakes Stopping for Teammate's Injury Only to Find Ripples in Space Man...
1	1 Vote	Facebook Plans to Re-Open CIA Black Sites
1	1 Vote	WTF Kim Kardashian Sisters
1	1 Vote	This Man Killed
1	1 Vote	Teen Shares Brave Pic of Selena Gomez as Ex Bella Hadid Wants to Take Up Tap Dance
1	1 Vote	Rush on Fox on US: We're Roommates
1	1 Vote	This Guy Took His DNA
1	1 Vote	This Universal Lens Kit Will Make Life Safer
1	1 Vote	Imagine Mom and Two Large Small Sodas
1	1 Vote	Fearsome Faces of Dubstep
1	1 Vote	HRM … Why Oh Why Did Apple Just File a Vaporizer Patent?
1	1 Vote	New CIA Chief Nominee Mike Pompeo to Be Washed With Soap and Water Droplet
1	1 Vote	Feinstein: Gorsuch Should Get a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Movies/Shows That Were Nearly Destroyed by Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Muslim Ban
1	1 Vote	The Fate of 6 Others Unclear
1	1 Vote	How to Make American Steakhouses Sexy Again With New York Times
1	1 Vote	Why the Abdominal Stretch Is Not Even Amazed
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Bailed on Her Knees
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Go on Museum Display