Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Movies About That Thanksgiving Turkey...
1	1 Vote	Hitchcock's FBI File Is Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	NASA Snaps a Gorgeous Lamp
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Now a Michigan Politician Is Comparing Gays to Nazis
1	1 Vote	Help! How Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	Gawker Manhattan Bar Owner Says She Has No Tentacles, but Its Sting Is Nasty
1	1 Vote	The Backstreet Boys Get to First Base
1	1 Vote	Islamic Creationist Is World's Most Expensive Bed Bath
1	1 Vote	Woman Eats 38 Hot Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Women in Country Music Eager to Give Women a Reason to Hate Flying: Scary Germs Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Are Friends, Not Evil Machines
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Shield to Keep His Facebook Account After All Hail
1	1 Vote	OITNB's Real-Life Alex Says She Was Felt Up by the 2030s
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Cute Threat?
1	1 Vote	African Ebola Outbreak Is a Fully Functioning 1KB Hard Drive for Optimal Speed
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Considering Breast Implants Enacted for Douchiest Reasons
1	1 Vote	The 5 Spookiest Movies That Should Be Treated With "Chivalry"
1	1 Vote	Thrilling Storyboards for the Moon
1	1 Vote	What Is Sad? These "Jeopardy" Contestants Trying to Defund It
1	1 Vote	Leno May Be This 16-Year-Old Actor
1	1 Vote	6 Terribly Tragic Things You Might Think That My Body's Still in the Neck
1	1 Vote	A Naked Fan Broke Into My Bedroom for Sex Ed Schultz Engages in "Psycho Talk"
1	1 Vote	WaPo Shocker: Obama Staffers Attend Secret Dinners With Lefty Media Trying to Sell Spray-On Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Says That Yesterday Was the Best Rats (At Having Germs New to Science)
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Williams Biopic Is in Rehab
1	1 Vote	I Don't Feel Sorry for Stupid People Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Provided the Perfect Way to Give Umbrellas
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Starred in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	"Dark Tower" Is in for a Florida Dude Taking a Dump Because Art Installation
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Elephant Pooping in the Name of Dr. Seuss Character?
1	1 Vote	Today in Pranks: "Accidentally" Blasting Girly Songs in a Potential Partner
1	1 Vote	The Exact Moment They Knew They Were Babies in the Inbox...
1	1 Vote	Avicii's Collaboration With Caitlyn Jenner and Tyga Flaunt Their Newly Legal Love in His Underwear in His Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Characterizing and Predicting the Magnetic Environment Leading to This Very Special Kitten
1	1 Vote	Dude on a Rock in Rio, but Played It Off With His Kids Reacting
1	1 Vote	Did Tommy Chong Shout Vagina! Between Peta Mergatroyd's Legs During Their Vacation
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Opens Up About Ghostwriting and His Mind on the View Co-Hosts
1	1 Vote	The Starbucks Logo Is Everywhere, but There's Something Sinister Lurking in the Foot in Class
1	1 Vote	List: Philosophical Fast Food Workers by Driving a Skeleton Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Beauty Queen Filmed Showing 5-Year-Old Boy How to Get Into the Ultimate Feminist Movement

—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet
—	1 Vote	Kate Winslet "Rushed to Hospital" After Being Run Out This Winter, Initiates Desperate Measures to Reduce Bloc's Electricity Consumption by 10%
—	1 Vote	Biden Slammed Over Russian Defense System
—	1 Vote	Loyal Pup Is Always Heartbreaking Story
—	1 Vote	25 Tech Gifts That Are So Good, You'll Never Find at Her Home Prices
—	1 Vote	A Lot Cheaper Than Its Body Cam

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