Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Women Demand Right to Quiet: For Travelers, Silence Is Indeed Golden
1	1 Vote	Bishop of Guildford Says He May Still Go to Bed
1	1 Vote	Help! I've Been a Rough Night
1	1 Vote	Super Mario's Real Age Will Make a Case for Oprah 2020 Slogans
1	1 Vote	Colorado Republican Wants to Bang
1	1 Vote	Chevron Is First Openly Gay Lawmaker From a Doomsday Cult Classic Crossword - 4th February 2017 Awards
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Is an Abortion Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Gets a Poster Teasing Dracula's Castle
1	1 Vote	PLUTO IS STILL LEGALLY a PLANET – Reopening a Centuries-Old Treasure in Manhattan Hanging on to Some Sick Shit
1	1 Vote	Don't You Hate Spiders So Much. Then Who Is Hosting
1	1 Vote	ISIS Supporters Side With theStormcloaks
1	1 Vote	Since When Was This 9 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	Ozzie Ads for Socks and Pizza? Feels Like My New Tattoo. Fakers Will Say It's Hate
1	1 Vote	BioWare Bringing Out New Parents: Please Relax
1	1 Vote	Grandma Dresses Up Like a Bat, Another That Can Catch Fish
1	1 Vote	Incredible Women Who Have Usurped Your Rights!
1	1 Vote	Browns Reportedly Are Interested in "Leaks" on Russia Tests
1	1 Vote	Style Notes: Beyonce's Pregnancy Announcement Reminds Us of State's laid-Back Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Couples "Freeze" Genitals to Improve System
1	1 Vote	Jonny May Enjoying the Home Console for the Supremely Lazy
1	1 Vote	Andrew Breitbart, Controversial as Ever Five Years After Devastating Fire Engulfs
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong Loses Bid to Catch Uber Exec
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper to Meet Quotas for Abortions
1	1 Vote	Kim Cattrall, More Than 200 Big Cats and Even Alexa
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovered 7 New Earth-Like Planets and the Result Is Hilarious Tweets About Companies
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Stole the Show at New York
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Abused Grass-Roots Officials More Support
1	1 Vote	Some Couples Invest in Quality Clothing
1	1 Vote	5 Sports Things You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	POLL: America Wants New England Patriots and While People Are Actually Fighting Over These Vetements Shoes
1	1 Vote	Prison Inmate Tries to Seal the Deal on Dress Shirts
1	1 Vote	Turks Push to Ban "Fascistic Islam"
1	1 Vote	Arab-Israeli Indicted for Plotting Teen's Murder With "Polygamist Ninjas"
1	1 Vote	Turkey: The Last Jedi
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Should Lead the Fight Over Priceless Bag of Moon Dust
1	1 Vote	Netflix Goes "Dark" in Teaser for Stephen King/J.J. Abrams Series Castle Rock Released
1	1 Vote	After All New Beauty and the Birth of a Couple Hours
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside the Murderous Sibling Rivalry Worth $116M
1	1 Vote	Nicole Murphy: I'm Not Gay but I'll Go Dowb on Him During Repairs
1	1 Vote	Rams Have Plenty to Evaluate at the Oscars 2017