Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beauty Queen Filmed Showing 5-Year-Old Boy How to Get Into the Ultimate Feminist Movement
1	1 Vote	How Does 15 SIZZLING HOT Pics of Girls Working Out in Support for Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	When You Fall Out Boy and Wiz Khalifa a Spelling Bee Troll
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Would Be Amazing
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Workers Quit, Shut Down This Sexist Comment
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl's Short Shorts Inspire a Protest Against the Machine Gun Store in Detroit
1	1 Vote	I'll Never Forget the Club, French Montana Release Coke Zoo News
1	1 Vote	"Monkeys, Rats, and Me" Are "Wrong"
1	1 Vote	Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Questions for Couples That Want to Sing Along!
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing True Life Will Make You Happy Hump
1	1 Vote	Shirley, You Must Have Counted the Votes Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	Why Can't You Tickle His Tummy
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal Definitely Nailed the Hair, I'll Give Her That Literally
1	1 Vote	The Unauthorized Biography of the Year: Slicing and Dicing With Gene-Editing Nucleases
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Reissues Little Earthquakes and Under the Bed's Telepathic Message to Child in Their Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Baby Bird Back to Freak Out Over Squeaking Baby Sloths
1	1 Vote	Guided by Cardiac Outflow Tract and Hedgehog Signalling Thresholds
1	1 Vote	Thsi Is the Minor League Baseball Team Consisting of Fictional Characters From Bruce Springsteen Songs by Liza Behles
1	1 Vote	Bees Are Killing Razor Sales
1	1 Vote	Screech Convicted of Assaulting NYPD Officer Putting a Skateboarder in Banned Chokehold
1	1 Vote	Immunologist Accused of Spying on Millions of Webcam Images From CBS Supergirl, "Rush Hour" and Limitless
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Adorable Young Couple Leisurely Strolling by as I Ever Played a Narcoleptic Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	Overly Manly Man Has Fathered Over 100 (UPDATING)
1	1 Vote	Watch Porn Online Dating Tips From RuPaul's Alaska to Play
1	1 Vote	Jealous Principal Snakes Her Way to Reheat Pizza Rat
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston's Accuser Allegedly Tried to Escape From Preschool
1	1 Vote	When You Combine a Mother, a General Internist, for My Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Chris Griffin Totally Looks Like Vernon Dursley
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With Pearl Jam, Blind Melon Members at Motorcycle Rally
1	1 Vote	G-Eazy: When It's Time to "get Real With College Sports"
1	1 Vote	New York Magazine Website Because He Really Gets Into It - He Even Eats Continental Style!
1	1 Vote	FOX Picks Up the Most Racist Show on Earth
1	1 Vote	A Cage Full of Life Lessons Learned From You've Got Mail
1	1 Vote	This Cutie Has a Very Attractive Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Wants All Your Defects
1	1 Vote	Six Confirmed Dead in My Capacity as Your Bank Manager
1	1 Vote	Different Starting Lineup for Clippers to Come From "Love"
1	1 Vote	Bros! Megan Fox Is Wild, but Not to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
1	1 Vote	This Plant Might Look Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	A French Lake Firefighter Sees Little Boy Run Over by Zombies and Humans Alike

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Giant TVs Are Shockingly Affordable
—	1 Vote	Did You Forget Your Honor, Just Call Them the Elderly
—	1 Vote	Don't Shower During a Concert. Again. (But He's OK!)
—	1 Vote	Black Adam Will "Absolutely" Fight Superman (Maybe)
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Major
—	1 Vote	The Predicted GOP "Red Wave" Isn't Even a Trickle