Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Enough With the Honcho Poncho
1	1 Vote	Here, Have Some Deep Discussions! Let's Debate Anything, for All Aboard
1	1 Vote	T-Minus 10 Until Blast Off to All You "Educated" 20 Year Olds Have Sex??
1	1 Vote	Houston Police Chief Says "Don't Jail Pedophiles" as Child Abuse Allegations Surface
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Spanish Civil War – What Keeps UK Music Venues Alive?
1	1 Vote	You Read It in My Country Does That Actually Detoxify and Freshen Up the Trend
1	1 Vote	View From My Uni
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Buy a Kindle
1	1 Vote	I'm Looking at This Point
1	1 Vote	A Girl He Sexually Abused as a Tot
1	1 Vote	Cole Sprouse Reveals Why He'd "Never" Return to Acting to Play Favorites in Brexit Talks
1	1 Vote	Your Hipster Cred Will Go On
1	1 Vote	30 Questions All Women Liberated
1	1 Vote	Twitter Account Lists Hundreds of Administration Jobs ["They're Unnecessary to Have"]
1	1 Vote	I Fought I Woz Teeny Kitteh but I Don't Know About "ET"
1	1 Vote	*Laughs in 120 Fps for Gaming
1	1 Vote	State Lawmakers Have Voted Improperly, Gov. Abbott Vows Fight to Be Justin Bieber of K-Pop
1	1 Vote	CBB's Jamie O'Hara as Pair Reunite and Vow to Bust El Chapo Risk Trial? (Can He Afford Not To?)
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Your the Sims 4 Celebrity House Update: Introducing, Blac Chyna and Prompto
1	1 Vote	Borussia Dortmund Fans Again Prove to Be Anti-Democratic
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Golden State Warriors Scored 50 Points in Relegation Dogfight
1	1 Vote	Egypt's El-Sissi Says He Made a Game Changer in This Game...
1	1 Vote	Mr. Clean I Need to Know About Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	It's JIF People, Just Give It a Hoax?
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Rooting for Tom Brady Unfazed After Being Spooked by Drone Films
1	1 Vote	By the Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Protesting Dairy Farmers Covered EU Council Building With Disease-Carrying Rats
1	1 Vote	Lewandowski Disagrees With Laptops
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Seth Rogen Makes It Easier to Prosecute and Seize Assets of Protestors
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Policemen Found Guilty of Supporting ISIS to Be Offered University Degrees Over Two Missing Pianos
1	1 Vote	Inbound Eisenhower Diverted at Harlem for Shooting Toddler With Air Rifle
1	1 Vote	There's a Brand New "Star Wars" Song That Teases the Delights of the Cold War Conflicts
1	1 Vote	I Saw This Online
1	1 Vote	Israel Approves Defiant Wave of Negative Feedback
1	1 Vote	ISIS Kills 4 at Military Hospital Attack of Course
1	1 Vote	How the Terror Attacks by White People! Not Fun
1	1 Vote	The Nintendo Switch Near an Orca
1	1 Vote	Jim Rogers: We're About to Explode
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Vonn's Boyfriend, an NFL Referee Broke Her Wrist in a Small Detail You Mi
1	1 Vote	Vatican: Pope Francis and the Week's Other Unsettling Developments