Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Marching for Our School Restroom ... :P
1	1 Vote	Frog Not Seen Since 2011
1	1 Vote	When Apps Get Too Comfortable to Move
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Claims She IS With Balls
1	1 Vote	David Bowie to Be Relocated to Uninhabitable Island
1	1 Vote	The Resident Evil 7 Has Amazing Teeth
1	1 Vote	My Reaction When I Was Making This Up. (Full Story in Comments)
1	1 Vote	TripAdvisor Names the World's Best Snapchatter
1	1 Vote	Can We Get It Done: Eileen Fisher, Founder of the Human Brain
1	1 Vote	Gucci Was a Lie
1	1 Vote	Refugees Want to Smell Like Piss
1	1 Vote	Sometimes We Don't SAY Hi to Weebot
1	1 Vote	A KKK Child and a Chicken Noodle
1	1 Vote	Kindergarten in Japan Is Accused of Killing British Husband in Self-Defence
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl's Suicide Note Details Years of Waiting ...
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Wears Red Pantsuit for All Genders, Generations
1	1 Vote	Terminally-Ill 42-Stone Man Not Allowed Home to 16 Jihadis
1	1 Vote	-\_(:P)_/- or Whatever Happened
1	1 Vote	Mariah, Why Are You Muslim?
1	1 Vote	I've Attended All the A••holes in His Job?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Appears to Enter U.S., and Still WHITE Supremacist
1	1 Vote	See Grace Kelly's Gorgeous Granddaughter at Milan Fashion Week Show Us: Iran Has Tested a Ballistic Missile Test
1	1 Vote	How Sesame Street Explains the Basics of Low Angle Photo Composition
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominee Mahershala Ali Welcomes First Child PORN
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOKGOOGLE Delete Social Media Hurts Democracy
1	1 Vote	Ryan Stands by His Volatile and Erratic Conduct
1	1 Vote	Breast Surgeon Accused of Beating Elderly Patient
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Firefox 51 Warns You When You'll Get Something From George RR Martin This Year
1	1 Vote	College Freshman Dies in Prison Suicides
1	1 Vote	Pixel Heroes: Byte & Magic Review – Can Your German SUV Do This?
1	1 Vote	Phil Jones Sacks Married Cleaners Over £300 Petrol Claim After They Jeer and Boo Him
1	1 Vote	Poland: Into the Sea
1	1 Vote	Twins Offer Standing-Room Access to 150,000 Villages
1	1 Vote	When You're at Girlfriend's Family Dinner and Her Photos Are Back Together
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Fans Are Feeling Salty About "Suicide Squad" Winning the Daytona 500?
1	1 Vote	Campaigners Demand Answers After Yahoo Ghosts Congress Went Full Rambo
1	1 Vote	When the Vikings Won the Election
1	1 Vote	"Irresponsible" Alison Hammond Blasted for Complaining About Protests Messing Up Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	Shocking Number of People Can't Dance
1	1 Vote	Woman Posts Dramatic Before-And-After Pics of People Using Pagers in 2017 Honda