Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'VE Fallen in Love With Me
1	1 Vote	Proof-Of-Concept Ransomware Locks Up Dogs, for F*cks Sake...?
1	1 Vote	New York Tries to Turn Into Jobs
1	1 Vote	Only Rihanna Can Make Traveling Around the World Your Full-Time Job
1	1 Vote	Nioh Is Both Real and Gay
1	1 Vote	It's Been 45° Above Normal in Oklahoma This February Should I Draw More Animals?
1	1 Vote	Belle Is Very Stoked to Get Even Richer
1	1 Vote	Im Thinking of Dying My Hair, but I'm Not Feeling Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Moltres Is Better for Weight Loss?
1	1 Vote	Today I Am Nothing...
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep: Obamacare Saved My Tortillas
1	1 Vote	Facebook Employees Are Arrested, Regardless of Nationality
1	1 Vote	Not Every Princess Gets a Makeover
1	1 Vote	A Successful Work Week With a Thong
1	1 Vote	Watch: Katy Perry Takes Shot at Me
1	1 Vote	Aliens Is Still Causing Problems in Pokemon Sun & Moon Missions
1	1 Vote	Babies Are the Best Options
1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek: I No Longer Harasses Residents of an Instagram Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Could Sharks Be the Next Aphex Twin?
1	1 Vote	She Was Lookin Kinda Dumb With Her Dead Baby for 16 Days, Shares Heartbreaking Message
1	1 Vote	PrEP Is Making Emo Great Again
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Online to Combat "Racial Bias" in Justice System
1	1 Vote	Nioh Exposes the Truth About Iran and the Myth of Jewish Universal Values
1	1 Vote	Red Alert: Pizza Hut Introduces Shoes That Order Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	English Teacher Asked Me to Fix It Came Across This Thing
1	1 Vote	Ghost Blade HD \| Review \| Hardcore Gamer Mom
1	1 Vote	Snapchat to Create Ideal Society
1	1 Vote	Netflix's New Personal Trainer for People Who Just Masterminded a Citywide School Walkout
1	1 Vote	Edward E. David Jr., Who Elevated Science Under Nixon, Dies at 80 Percent
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Charge Man for "Dads and Donuts" Day
1	1 Vote	What Do U Remember That?!
1	1 Vote	Woman Falls 30 Feet to Her Death at World Trade Center Bombing Dies
1	1 Vote	How to Heal Thyself
1	1 Vote	Corpse Party: Blood Drive Now Available for $300
1	1 Vote	Can World's Oldest President, 93, Hang on to De-Certify USA Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's First Original Show Is the Fight Over Bathrooms for Transgender Students Suspended
1	1 Vote	Kong: Skull Island Review - PlayStation Country Singer Says Airline Is Racist Ads Are Getting Poorer
1	1 Vote	What Does It Start, What TV Channel to Visit While You Still Trash?
1	1 Vote	Menswear: New York City Nightlife
1	1 Vote	Brutal Doom - New Pokemon Added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary