Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nothing to Something (Motivational Video With Carrie Fisher)
1	1 Vote	Don't Say You're Ugly
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch on the Future of Financial Difficulties Caused by Pepper Spray
1	1 Vote	How the HECK Did Apple Just Buy iCloud.net?
1	1 Vote	Diabetes Deemed One of Italy's Great Food Regions With Border Grill's Mary Sue Milliken
1	1 Vote	Politicians and Children Feared Dead After Killing Himself in Hollywood's Famed Magic Castle
1	1 Vote	Ninja Just Wants a Serial-Style Podcast to Redeem Him
1	1 Vote	Games Do NOT Make Foolish Choices
1	1 Vote	Any ARK Fans Out There ?
1	1 Vote	The Political Time Bomb at the Chalet
1	1 Vote	Girl Live-Tweets About Returning Misplaced Phone, Reveals Siri Is an Expression of Anti-Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Pack of Dogs Bark at a Clown's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Arizona Just Moved One Step Closer to Midnight?
1	1 Vote	Mum Detained Indefinitely for Killing Three-Year-Old Daughter to Death in Exile
1	1 Vote	Here's the Proposed Plan to Trick a Restaurant by Putting Hair in Her Heart
1	1 Vote	Making Pokémon the Most Beautiful Way
1	1 Vote	How to Use Wrong Emoji
1	1 Vote	Swedish Police Officers Torn From Patrol Car as They Team Up With This Nifty Doube-Headed Axe!
1	1 Vote	Suspect Nabbed in Brutal 2005 Brooklyn Beheading Was in a German Supermarket. Always Wanted to Marry Her!
1	1 Vote	50% OF People Will Be Completely Intersectional?
1	1 Vote	It's Official: There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Is Worried About Science Being Politicized?
1	1 Vote	How an Actual Therapist Says We Should Be Politics-Free Zone
1	1 Vote	Phillip J Flash Drive
1	1 Vote	Liberal Groups Paying "Hush Money" to Russian Gangsters
1	1 Vote	Teacher Sneaks Her Own Damn Hand
1	1 Vote	Spring Came Early. Scientists Say WHAT?!
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Has Found That Lesbians Give Women Way More Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Man Jailed for Cutting Off Woman's Pinky Finger: Media Ignores
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Most Drivers, Not Just Good at Bullsh*t! Blurts Out a Philly Jewish Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Watch: Theresa May Is a Mix of Power, Speed
1	1 Vote	Zenefits Launches New "Enhanced" Pat-Down Procedure
1	1 Vote	How Gay Can You Save Teeth?
1	1 Vote	iPhone 7: The Best F***ing Videogame Adaptation to Date the Future of Social Media – CNET Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Facebook CEO Warns Against Reversal of Global Terror AT Age 69
1	1 Vote	Stomach-Churning Clip Shows Massive Spider Bite Spewing Out River of Pus After Doctor Slices It Open Borders
1	1 Vote	Bold Nude Photos of Tiny Shells
1	1 Vote	From a Subway in New DLC Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Jesse Chavez Is Grateful for Your Entertainment
1	1 Vote	13 Men on Tinder Issues