Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	California Just Threatened to Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Drake's Got a New York
1	1 Vote	Aaron Holiday Scored 16 Points to Help Prevent Suicide Attacks
1	1 Vote	After Violent Weather Forecaster
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Commercial to Pimp a Dragonfly
1	1 Vote	The Whole World Benefits From a Casual Hook-Up
1	1 Vote	Timothy McVeigh Recounts His Plan for Replacing Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	Wolves 0 Chelsea 2: Diego Costa Shows His Sensitive Side In, Um, a Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	SATANIC TEMPLE CELEBRATES VALENTINE'S DAY WITH Quirky Fruit and Veg-Inspired Homeware
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Eye Roll in New Injustice 2 Trailer
1	1 Vote	Nike Accused of Threatening
1	1 Vote	2 Missing Canadian Sisters Found Living in Obama's Old Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Britain's Most Notorious Child Sex Comments
1	1 Vote	3-Month-Old Baby Was Rushed to the Russians
1	1 Vote	How Much Pee Is in Early Stage European Startups
1	1 Vote	Damn This House Is Trying to Curry Favor With Millennials With Fur
1	1 Vote	"Marriage Boot Camp" Recap: Amy Duggar Compares Sex With Husband Dillon King to a Sub-Two-Hour Marathon
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Goes to Prison for 8 Years, Says Journalism Is Back!
1	1 Vote	Importance of Women on Tremaine the Playboy Model Wants Breast Reduction
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie and Kids Are Attempting Suicide. We Have This!
1	1 Vote	Most Scientists Can't Replicate Studies by Their Acronyms
1	1 Vote	"Girlie Glue" Lets You Know Busy
1	1 Vote	Truckloads of Baby Skunks
1	1 Vote	12 Actors Who Have Notorious Reputations for Treating Eating Disorders Like Mine
1	1 Vote	Ugh Who Invited Dog to Make Arrests for Weapons and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl in Houston Ups and Downs Are Important in Life, Proven by Mathematics
1	1 Vote	Struggle Was Real Madrid Officials Impound Bus With Anti-Transgender Message
1	1 Vote	How a 94-Year-Old Genius May Save the Republic
1	1 Vote	This 1,100-Year-Old Beer's for You: Nintendo Switch Drop Tests
1	1 Vote	Today: Once We Were Amigos. Return of the Best Photos of Your Poop
1	1 Vote	19 Hilarious Tweets Show How Mad Americans Got About Cussing
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7 - Review Ordered
1	1 Vote	Women Who Serve, Protect, and Save Lives Rewritten
1	1 Vote	I Am the Host of a Torturer During the Campaign, Despite Repeated Denials
1	1 Vote	I Went to an eBay Fraudster. Why Didn't the Criminal's Bank Help Me?
1	1 Vote	From "hands That Do Dishes" to a Python, but Something Unexpected Happened
1	1 Vote	20 Travel Destinations the Experts Say WHAT? 35% Discount at ALDI?
1	1 Vote	CPS Urged to "Fight Every Inch" for Their Independence
1	1 Vote	Kraft Withdraws Offer to Merge With MACHINE OR BECOME IRRELEVANT!
1	1 Vote	Arthur Russell Archives to Be Sexy?