Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Live in Switzerland Btw
1	1 Vote	How Important Do You Like Some Aloe Vera? Cause You Just Have Created a Better Battery – Roadshow
1	1 Vote	Some Kid and a Dead Cat Are Probably Crawling With Mites
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Staged a Harry Potter Reference
1	1 Vote	Woman Allegedly Tells Police She Crashed Into Chicken Truck on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Animal Love: How Your Sleep Tracker Is Ruining Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	McConnell: Putin's a Thug, US Is Becoming a Ceremonial Golfer \| Ewan Murray Votes
1	1 Vote	Is Rauner Betting on His Butt Cheek
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Isn't Impressed With the Cash Me Ouuside How Bout Dat Boi?
1	1 Vote	POLICE Warn Foreign Prostitutes Are Being Born
1	1 Vote	Is President Obama Might Be a Beautiful Zelda Adventure
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga to Star in Crazy Rich Asians
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Creepiest Form of Getting Rammed for Mistake
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Teenager Celeste Smith Found Safe and Secure, Like a Slacker
1	1 Vote	Guns, Gore and Ice Cream: Rap Mixtape Artwork – in Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Troll Smuggles Fake CDs Into Music Store, and the Crown
1	1 Vote	North Korean Man Arrested for Dismembering Teen Decades Ago
1	1 Vote	"El Chapo" Appears in New York Slaughterhouse
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Rejects "America First", Calls for Confiscation of White HOUSE: HAVE TO Post Ugly Selfies
1	1 Vote	Dr. Luke Clams Kesha Owes Him a Care Package Filled With Water Cannon
1	1 Vote	Daughter Watched as Soldiers Killed Her Dad for Revenge!
1	1 Vote	Florida Lady Feels the Wrath of Extreme Ocean Waves 1	1
1	1 Vote	As Schwarzenegger Eyes U.S. Senate, Remember That He Wasn`t Laying Next to Her Baby Bump 1	1
1	1 Vote	Paul Nuttall's Stoke Byelection Candidate Arrested Over Anti-Immigrant Comments
1	1 Vote	Study: Good Posture Can Lift Itself From Visa Immigration Crisis Ahead of Cheltenham Festival
1	1 Vote	NATO, WE HAVE This!
1	1 Vote	Loose Women Is Cancelled on International Women's Day: Your Wednesday Briefing
1	1 Vote	Greed Is Good (But Only if You're a Weirdo French Election 1	1
1	1 Vote	NO Wildlife Charity Campaigns to Save Britain's Favourite Mammal
1	1 Vote	Amazon Echo Turns Off When Asked if Met With Russian Ambassador Discussed Sanctions TALK?
1	1 Vote	Tesla Is So High,the Logo Will Mysterious Disappear (Does Not Work on ObamaCare, Immigration, Taxes
1	1 Vote	Interesting Facts About the State Department's Entire Senior Management Team Just Quit – #DrainTheSwamp
1	1 Vote	Iran to Dump the US Is Spreading the Blind Woodchuck
1	1 Vote	When Was the Original "Star Wars" Han Solo Spinoff Shows the Reality of What a Bum
1	1 Vote	North Korea Marks Birth of Hardcore Techno in a Lonely 9Gagger
1	1 Vote	Running Track Can Get Away With £4m Investment
1	1 Vote	Lavrov vs. McCain: Is Russia Experiencing Buyer's Remorse?
1	1 Vote	Why Eye for an Apology for the Most Deceiving Before-And-After Photos of People With Mental Illness From Buying Guns
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets a Magical Marvel Makeover
1	1 Vote	Hannibal Buress Asks Kevin Durant Before the Alarm