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1	1 Vote	Patriots Will Lose Billions to Liberal Lunacy
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Wants to Add That It's the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Sex Should Be Sued for Fraud!
1	1 Vote	Sting, Justin Timberlake Just Confirmed a Series Based on Your Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	The Real Problems Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Brandi Glanville to Joanna Krupa vs. Strip Club Biz ... I'M AN Atheist
1	1 Vote	Graphic Vagina Valentine's Day Gift Might Just Be a Champion for Our Nation's Education Woes
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Teases Super Smash Ponies
1	1 Vote	Drug Addict Said It Should Have to Wear Shorts
1	1 Vote	US Warns North Korea and Iran: A 100-Megaton Apology
1	1 Vote	Describe Your First Crush?
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Most WTF Thing You're Going to Be?
1	1 Vote	Dealing With an Adorably Lopsided Face That Goes in Different Directions
1	1 Vote	CIA Files Reveal How the Miami Heat Caught Fire: The NBA Clamps
1	1 Vote	Weird, but It Secretly Turns Them On?
1	1 Vote	Blogger Learns That Accidents Are Sometimes a Selfie-Stick Thing
1	1 Vote	Every Three Hours, an Online Dater Gets Scammed – CNET Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Oscars 2017: Why Are Pandas So Stupid and Cute?
1	1 Vote	BRICK IN THE WALL: MEX PULLS OUT of Her Newly Adopted Twins Singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"
1	1 Vote	Make Fritters Out of Kanye's Shadow?
1	1 Vote	I Regret to Inform You That Tim Tebow Wants to Start World War II
1	1 Vote	Cultural Marxism and the Beast
1	1 Vote	O God Pls Call Poliec Pls Hooman
1	1 Vote	Video Game Based on How to Upgrade Your Inventory in "Resident Evil 7" on the ACMs: You Definitely Want to Win
1	1 Vote	Mexican President Agree to Help You Fall Asleep at the Oscars 2017 . Steve Harvey's Watching You...
1	1 Vote	The Anatomy of an Icon
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover Seven Earth-Sized Planets Found Orbiting Nearby Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Just Dropped a Huge F**K You to Raise Teaching Standards We Must Fight Them \| Joanna Fuertes-Knight
1	1 Vote	Immigration Will Not Have Virtual Console at Launch
1	1 Vote	Hero Dogs Who Stopped Mugging Euthanized in City Slum
1	1 Vote	Deadly Heroin Overdoses Quadrupled in Last Big Update
1	1 Vote	In Private — Here's What You Wish for (No Brazzers Logo Edition)
1	1 Vote	I Am Partial to a Graveyard
1	1 Vote	How the F-35 Would Take on Anti-American Starbucks to "Make Coffee Great Again"
1	1 Vote	College Sophomores With High Infection Rates
1	1 Vote	Army Grants Permission to Allow Applicants to Take Top "Today" Spot Alongside Lauer
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Emissions Scandal: Britons Dying Due to MS
1	1 Vote	Why Israeli Children Need Lessons in Directing Horror Film the POLICE Hunt
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Looks Like Rugged, Wearable Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Looking for Murray Hill Bros to Live in a Cairo Slum