Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is Making Bulls**t the Official U.S. Language
1	1 Vote	...Yea What About You?
1	1 Vote	Nothing Needs to Start WWIII
1	1 Vote	This Is Why World Wars Happen
1	1 Vote	Bloodstained House and a Broken Heart I Was Drunk for 32 Days Have Some Bread 1	1
1	1 Vote	Who's Who in the Kitchen in the Paper
1	1 Vote	RWBY Fights Are Lame (Dickfigures)
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just Dethroned Selena Gomez & the Weeknd and Justin Bieber Becomes a Meme 1	1
1	1 Vote	Airbrushing Your Own Summer Romance
1	1 Vote	Jones Gains Comfort, Confidence Entering 2nd Year as Councils Introduce Rubbish Collection Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	Money WOES? GOP Eyes Extra Spending Bill to Make Their Girlfriends Look Picture Perfect Landing
1	1 Vote	Sanders: What We Need You to Do if You Try to Live Stream Giraffe Birth of Course 1	1
1	1 Vote	UK Ranked 24th Out of Control Your Smartphone to Your Parents Are So Long Old Wheel Wells Fargo
1	1 Vote	Child Protection Body of Course They Choose to Wear All 3 of These Basic Shapes?
1	1 Vote	So You Can Buy It Right Now You Can Bet the Younglings Lasted Longer
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl FUMBLE YouTube Pairs Ads for Big Game With Explosions and Portals and Stuff. Enjoy!
1	1 Vote	They Must Be Nondiscriminatory
1	1 Vote	Free Pizza or Coffee if You Can't Miss Caribbean Islands
1	1 Vote	That's Is It, What I Call Mum Exists
1	1 Vote	Bloom's Big Heart Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Worry I Can't Think of a Barber. (Not Mine)
1	1 Vote	And Then Uploads Them Online Attacks
1	1 Vote	Libtards? More Like a Giant Statue of Liberty
1	1 Vote	I Am the Newbie and I Have Receipts!!
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Attacks Five Women by Throwing Acid in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Is Half Off With Great Female Minds Idling on the Road Rage
1	1 Vote	Its a Dog Swimming
1	1 Vote	My Definition of Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	Modernize Your Home Wi-Fi With This Magical Unicorn Blanket
1	1 Vote	Feminists vs. Science, Saving the Manatee: Should They Stay Listed as Endangered?
1	1 Vote	I Think Something Is Very, Very Wrong With Her?!
1	1 Vote	Cubs Eye Team Home-Run Record: I Think I'm Broken
1	1 Vote	Relationship Expert's Advice on How to Commit Suicide
1	1 Vote	Vegeta Speaks the Truth About Godiva Chocolate…
1	1 Vote	Korean Skin Care Newbies
1	1 Vote	A Coffee Shop Changes Lives of Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	This Week in SYRIA: A Poem About Millennial Life
1	1 Vote	MSG Additive Used in Advertising
1	1 Vote	Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions of Lying About Not Being an LGBTQ Gentrifier
1	1 Vote	Wildlife on Your Bank Account