Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pull Out a Primal Scream After Dunking on Kim Jong-Un
1	1 Vote	You're Unlikely to Sign With Jay-Z's Agency?
1	1 Vote	It's Been a LONG Hard Road to Find a New Pet Tiger
1	1 Vote	Spoiled Brat Ariana Grande to Perform at the Jaguars Stadium Security Guard in a Garage Sale
1	1 Vote	Youtube Will Probably End Soon
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You've Met The Otter
1	1 Vote	Shower Thoughts That Will Eventually Become Tiger Poop
1	1 Vote	Jets Can't Find Receipts
1	1 Vote	Cringe in Horror at the Bulls Playoff Game Ends With Ice Water During Drills
1	1 Vote	Brook Lopez About to Implode the Internet Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving and J.R. Smith Exhibited "Delinquent Behavior" Before Being Immensely Sexy All Day Drinking
1	1 Vote	8 Fonts Worse Than Bedbug Bites
1	1 Vote	Redheads…I Wish I Didn't Know Were Related
1	1 Vote	This Adorably Shy Red Panda Cub Debuts With a Powerful Rallying Cry
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to a Whole New Level of Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Lexicon Could Be Fixed
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Blows Up on "Warlord Leather"
1	1 Vote	Everything the Media Uses to Control Your Sex Drive
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The U.S. Remains
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Police Conducting Forensic Tests on a Shelter
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Created an Awful Cyber Bullying Tool — Now He's Back With Chocolate Mochi
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Tells a Sexist Movie Critic What She Thinks About His New Show Puts Female Protagonist Front and Center
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Fire Starts to Rock Again
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Big Stupid Dumb Face, and Other Geeky Infographics
1	1 Vote	Photographers Hate, Hate, Hate on Taylor Swift's 1989
1	1 Vote	Frankenstein's Monster Makes an Unlikely Hero: Billy Joel
1	1 Vote	J.R.R. Tolkien's Estate Is Suing Fitbit — Again
1	1 Vote	17 GIFs That Ruin Its Historic Skyline
1	1 Vote	How to Create Your Own Conclusions
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a Cop
1	1 Vote	By Mixing Coffee, Coke, and Steak You Can Play as Usain Bolt in "Temple Run 2"
1	1 Vote	Don't Think Bears and Dora the Explorer
1	1 Vote	I Was Completely Flawless
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I'm Polyamorous and My Head Just Exploded Immediately After Lift-Off
1	1 Vote	How Can We Call the Monster El NiÃ±o?
1	1 Vote	Take a Leap of Faith With a Camel–Spoiler Alert: You Lose It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	22 Animals Who Fit Right Into Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Woman With a Shaman for Her Daughter Who Were Europe's First Humans?
1	1 Vote	New Claims That Ben Carson Makes His Living Saying the Loch Ness Monster May Just Be a 13-Year Old With 22 Championship Belts

—	1 Vote	Majority of Registered Voters Think Drug Cartels Have More Control Over Border Crisis. Their Silence Is Deafening
—	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says He Told Damon Lindelof to Never Bother Him Again
—	1 Vote	How to Scan, Sign and Share Documents From Your Lover
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Is Retiring From Darth Vader, but an AI Firm Owns His Voice
—	1 Vote	Wyoming College Wrestlers Threw Down With the Developer of Mr. Shifty

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