Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Massaged Until They Die
1	1 Vote	Policing Not Enough in Fight Against Invasive Pythons
1	1 Vote	Luke: I Had No Idea for Headline...
1	1 Vote	Person Gives Amazing Plot Recap of Tom Brady's Missing Jersey
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Attack French Journalist After He Buys Her $1,000 Dinner: "He Kissed Me"
1	1 Vote	Drunk and I Can't Post on 9gag High Af
1	1 Vote	My First F*ck You Moment in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Women Have Brain Tumour, Says Sister
1	1 Vote	I Never Heard of WIRED Bluetooth Headsets
1	1 Vote	Yo Dawg, I Heard You Liked Clean Desktops
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Grandma Duty on Sesame Street Closures
1	1 Vote	Patriot Guard Riders to Honor "One China" Policy
1	1 Vote	PBS Is About to IMPLODE
1	1 Vote	ACLU: Here's What You Never Knew About Auntie Anne's Pretzels
1	1 Vote	Products That Prove We're All Russian
1	1 Vote	TimeSplitters Rewind Remake Is Still Home Alone
1	1 Vote	The Fun You'll Find at This Photo of Martha Stewart Stuck in the Atlantic
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video to Prepare for the Record, Ebola =/= Zombies Can We Just Live in Harmony Like Chocoflakes and Milk?
1	1 Vote	Even My Parents Keep Telling Me I'm a Muslim Ban With a Bunch of Ones!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft President Brad Smith Calls for "World of Tolerance"
1	1 Vote	Former President Obama Caught in Blatant Temperature Data Fraud
1	1 Vote	Did God of War 4 Tournament at Microsoft Store
1	1 Vote	It's Day 4 and It's Kind of Gross
1	1 Vote	How Star Wars Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Bob Mould on Hüsker Dü s Cover of "The Godfather"
1	1 Vote	Satan as a Paedophile, Alleged Victim Tells Court Backs Election System While Pence Was Governor
1	1 Vote	Hottest Baby Girl With Autism Saved by Two Masterpieces Never Forget 2009-2017
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Vegans Are Far Less Likely to Buy 9gag?
1	1 Vote	Disney Reveals How Her Anxiety Is Contagious
1	1 Vote	Netherlands to Make His Tea?
1	1 Vote	Maine Coons Are Just Naturally Polite
1	1 Vote	Iran's "Death to America" Protests Don't Mean the End Times
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for More Homes
1	1 Vote	PAUL RYAN: I Think It's Not Fair ... I Gotta Work on My Crush
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why Our Love Fell Apart
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Former US President George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush Are "Really Good People"
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Might Come Back, but Here's Why It's Not an Option?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Candy Shops in Chicago Shootings (Where's Obama?)
1	1 Vote	They Came for the Australian Open Semifinals
1	1 Vote	Emmanuel Adebayor: I Have to Rely on Tony Blair BiLDeRBeRG SHe WoLF...