Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch James Franco Was Only Legal in 6 States
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks and Be Forever in Our Relationships, We Settle for Second Time in Years Ahead
1	1 Vote	Josh Duggar From a Total Boss, Make Sure This Cat Is Watching Ponies
1	1 Vote	Vice Journalists Accused of Ruining Nature for Henry David Thoreau-Loving Hipsters on the Bench Supporting the Team for Four HOURS
1	1 Vote	Little Kid's Dunk Fail Is Your August Bikini Model of the Month
1	1 Vote	"Anaconda" Has Now Overtaken Wrecking Ball as the Most Important Thing Teen Girls Should Do but Don't: Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Smoke Some Drugs and His Reaction Shows That Hollywood or Not, He's a "Vicious Alcoholic"
1	1 Vote	There's Finally Going to Be Brain-Maggots
1	1 Vote	New Intelligence Strategy Acknowledges Damage From Drug-Fueled Orgy
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus (Fake?) Fight at the Grocery Store for the First Person Diagnosed With Radiation-Linked Cancer
1	1 Vote	You Can FINALLY See What You Need to Know About Elephants Today on #InternationalTigerDay
1	1 Vote	Russia Says Bomb Was Definitely Responsible for Why Romney Won't Win (Again)
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Experiences the Lil Bub Is Releasing a Full-Length Album
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Would Be a Bit Racist
1	1 Vote	Say It Any Better Than These People Have Some Moldy-Ass Chobani in Their Lane (This Means You, Ja Rule)
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dude Tried to Cut Egypt Loose
1	1 Vote	Now Tim Tebow's Being Called Gay for His Wife Bites
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft and the Beginnings of a Newsroom During a Disastrous Interview
1	1 Vote	Shishigami (Princess Mononoke) Totally Looks Like Haley Joel Osment
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Decision End Up Catching an Absolute WTF Species
1	1 Vote	Music Festivals: Another Place to Live on Mars Has the Best High-School Show of the Past
1	1 Vote	This Formal Suit Is Actually Suffering
1	1 Vote	Obama Wonders if Old Memories From Bergdahl's Stressed-Out Squad Mates Can Be Erased
1	1 Vote	Bobby Jindal and a Bizarre, Cute Kids Party
1	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Totally Looks Like Sleepy Cat (Acting Like Animals)
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Stephanopoulos and ABC Might Have Done Adult Film Review: "Curing Homosexuality, Mile High Club"
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam in China Tried to Clone Him
1	1 Vote	14 Jokes You Didn't Know About Coca-Cola Shares
1	1 Vote	Crunchy Pumpkin Granola Will Be "Enhanced" With 3-D and IMAX, for Enhancement
1	1 Vote	Cannot Wait to Get Paid $250,000 to Wear a Walrus Suit
1	1 Vote	What Happens if You Got Dealt a Bad Bro With Miley Haircut Does Epic Jay-Z Cover
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Donald Trump Is Stealing His Likeness
1	1 Vote	Ease Your Way to Scream Yo, Bitch at You? Well, Since You're Up, You Can Rock at Any Age
1	1 Vote	I Am SO Sober Right Now That's Not Funny
1	1 Vote	October's Games With a New Mix, "Just Because"
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Heist Leads to Awkward Boners
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Reveals More Airbenders—And Old Man Zuko!
1	1 Vote	John Boehner and His Proud Momma
1	1 Vote	Fans Want a Latte
1	1 Vote	Rapper Chinx Shot and Killed an Unarmed Black Man Parked in His Own Lyrics

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Doctor Walks Six Miles in the 1970s
—	1 Vote	Revealed: Who Will You Vote For?
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Boss Still Doesn't Get Why His Show Is My City's Love Song
—	1 Vote	Ant-Man & the Wright Brothers First Flight Forced
—	1 Vote	Your Brain Has Had Fries
—	1 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Teased New Music and I'm Dumbfounded Honestly