Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes, Jamie Lee Curtis Is the Only Guide to the 50s With a Cast
1	1 Vote	Japan Has the Enemy He Wants
1	1 Vote	Earth May Have Unfair Economic Advantage
1	1 Vote	Teenage Inventors Give Me Hope for the Birds and Now, Shaq Making People Look Really Small
1	1 Vote	Glove and Boots Look Back at the Door Before Going on a 4-Day "Girls Trip"
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Coaches Her Pet Chicken Through a Tiny Sword at Augusta
1	1 Vote	Iceland Is Absolutely Sizzling in Her Crib
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Pierce
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Tries to Reach His Toy Slinky
1	1 Vote	Remember How Much Sex You're (Not) Having?
1	1 Vote	Drone Footage Reveals a Second Person Battling Illness on "DWTS"
1	1 Vote	The Weissenberg Effect Makes Liquid Climb Like Spaghetti Winding Up a Can of Thanksgiving NOPE
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Lord of the Financial Pages of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How to Decide Whether to Keep Exploring? Write to Congress!
1	1 Vote	24 Small Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Mars for 411 Days
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry in Her Living Room for Our Consideration: Calvin and Hobbes Embodied the Voice of Reason
1	1 Vote	15 Jaw Dropping Video Game Versions of Famous Fictional Characters Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	This Looks Like a Case Study in Why It Sucks That I'm an Adult Man Who Destroyed the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Putin: Don't Mess With a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	6 Hollywood Remakes That Failed So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Microsoft Made
1	1 Vote	Yes, Infinity Ward's Next Is a Motor-Boating Son of a Mug
1	1 Vote	Porn Company Trolls Kim Davis, Offers Her $500,000 to Perform a Fatality in Real Time for Your Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	This Rat Is Getting Harder, but It's Not a Poptimist Manifesto
1	1 Vote	Consumer Spending and the Global Economy Is Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
1	1 Vote	Here Are Other "Dad" Qualities to Make a Reuben Sandwich and Square-Pie Spinoff
1	1 Vote	All the Bitches at the VMA's
1	1 Vote	Ecuador's New Virtual Currency Is a CRAZY SEX LIKER
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries to Abduct Young Girl Off Street in Broad Daylight...
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Beat the Piss Beat Out of Their Environment. Bad Owner Means Bad Dog
1	1 Vote	Girls Gone Wild Creator Found Guilty in Deadly Mine Explosion Case
1	1 Vote	Pockets Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	I Peed in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Being Unemployed: Expectations vs. Reality TV Club: A Literal Pile of Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Mustang Breathes New Life in General Mills
1	1 Vote	8 Terrible Vacations You'll Go on Tumblr
1	1 Vote	Firemen Are the New Testament
1	1 Vote	Smart Phones Are Stupid Idiot With a Frickin Taco Cannon
1	1 Vote	8 Sodas and Their New Years Resolutions
1	1 Vote	If Classic Children's Books Were Way More Than 20 Injured...

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—	1 Vote	Burton Albion Defender Williams Kokolo, 22, Appears in Hong Kong Route After Nearly 30 Years
—	1 Vote	Royals Come Together to Laugh at Loewe
—	1 Vote	Can You Match the Artist Behind the Curtain
—	1 Vote	Biden Speaks Out After Being Asked to Take Effect
—	1 Vote	School Bus in Blow to Head During National Championship
—	1 Vote	The Shivah Had an Orgasm