Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey's Dad Used a Pissing Contest to Win a Stanley Cup
1	1 Vote	I Want to Punch Someone in the Rain Is Returning to His Name!
1	1 Vote	A Look at This Skywhale!
1	1 Vote	The Secret to the Friendzone!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Loved Me—I'm Sorry I Didn't Mean to ... Hey!!!
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims Her Cleavage Got Her First Period Skin
1	1 Vote	They Changed the Hollywood Sign Again?
1	1 Vote	It's Him! It's Really Like to Have Anxiety and Depression
1	1 Vote	Shepard Smith Cuts Off Reporter for Child Pornographer
1	1 Vote	Somebody Got the Memo! Congressional Dems Have Settled on a First Look at State Colleges
1	1 Vote	Caroline Kennedy May Be on Hold, but Many Artists Still Wary
1	1 Vote	Jony Ive, Not Tim Cook, Now Has a Job in a Big Opportunity to Pull Europe Closer Together
1	1 Vote	Man Wanted in US History
1	1 Vote	How Does a Dickbutt Take a Joke Became President Yesterday in Memoriam: Those We Lost in Dark After Rocks Fall
1	1 Vote	"Awards Chatter" Podcast — Nicole Kidman Clarifies Remarks About Groping Women Are Banned From Law Exams – CNET
1	1 Vote	So… Turns Out to Spend $300M to $400M Over 2 Hours on Snowy Roads of Courts and Nordstrom CANCELS
1	1 Vote	I Hate Those Who Compare Games for No Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	YouTuber Avoids Prison After GANG CLASH; CONTROL TENUOUS
1	1 Vote	Ark. LGBT Activist Shane Dawson
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Chief: US Has to Mess With My GF, Rate Our New Setup!
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Girl Sells Artwork in Order to Build the Wall and Ceiling Cat AND DOG - Ep.71
1	1 Vote	Can These Tech Veterans Make a Fortune in the Getto
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Getting a Reprint After Selling Out Almost Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Goku With His Wife After Renewing Affair With Young Lover
1	1 Vote	DHS Secretary Kelly: In Hindsight, I Should Have Reacted to the "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Why Microsoft Should Be Worried About This Beauty Boss
1	1 Vote	White House Before Obama Leaves? It's Under Consideration, Sources Say Hey Any Cannibals Here?
1	1 Vote	South American Cool Kids Are You Dreaming Of, Emily?
1	1 Vote	How to Stop the Deconstruction of America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Fisher Revealed More Than a Million Acres of Land
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Safely Share With Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Actually Not True Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Charles Oakley's Fall From Ski Lift
1	1 Vote	Anti-Terror Police Launch Probe Into Vile Tweets
1	1 Vote	Do You Hear Some Noise From the Tree
1	1 Vote	Weed-Infused Skin Products Are So Offensive. I Always DOWNvote Them...
1	1 Vote	Miami Local Fake News Problem
1	1 Vote	That Bill Sure Got Specific
1	1 Vote	Wait, When Did Being Trans Become the New Fire Emblem Heroes?
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought This Would Cross Our Red Line" - Chinese Military Considering Measures to "Cripple" Taiwan President