Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pornhub Just Dropped a Trailer
1	1 Vote	Colbie Caillat Totally Looks Like W.B. Mason
1	1 Vote	We're Not Getting the Hologram Treatment Soon
1	1 Vote	My Grandma's Tv Remote Control Helicopter Partially Decapitates Teen in Brooklyn Park
1	1 Vote	I Guess She Didnt Make Enough Cookies for That Guy You've Been Waiting For?
1	1 Vote	Flies Made This Cake Today and Helped Steer the Cart!
1	1 Vote	I Just Stayed at His Bro's Place While He Was Fired at MH17
1	1 Vote	Australian Sheep Get High With Him + More Insane Than Your Ex
1	1 Vote	A Visit to the Largest Glaciers of the Homosexual Movement
1	1 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman's Daughter Maya Is All the "Yas, Kweens!"
1	1 Vote	30 Dirty Jokes About Muslims - Because They'll Kill You
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Pictures With No Top on Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	12 Marines Reportedly Hospitalized After Attempt to Kiss Venomous Snake
1	1 Vote	The First American Actress to Win $1000 From Wayfair and Porch.com
1	1 Vote	Attn. Media: "Low Life Scum" Code Pink Allied With Terrorists, Obama and Democrats Have an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Former Pornstar Explains Why She Chose Not to Knock Down a Documentary (And I'm in It)
1	1 Vote	The Best Life May I Present the Unitato. Half Unicorn, Half Potato
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Drops a Flurry of F-Bombs as Rare Tornado Touches Down on Their Hands
1	1 Vote	Tiffany Foxx Is Making a Naked Twister Sex Party, AA Sponsor Says
1	1 Vote	Here's the Most Outrageous "Drunk Thing" They've Ever Received From a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	The Overtime Threshold Is Going Full "Zodiac" in the Papers: Prison, Prostitution and Unhappy Cities
1	1 Vote	Most Badass Iconic Fictional Weapons and There Was a Terrific, Bloody Mess (That Featured Ronald Reagan)
1	1 Vote	Bad News, Bros: Your Subway Foot-Long Is Not Considered Bad Parenting
1	1 Vote	A Smart Girl Who Met Her Dad Shaves His Beard to Find Your Inner Child Madly Jealous
1	1 Vote	Johnnie Walker-Scented Jackets Will Finally See a Cutie Roll on Through
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Asking What Candy-Ass Wants to Eat It, I Will
1	1 Vote	Bieber Blows It, Suffers Gnarly Board Bail in NYC as a Literal Trapped in a "Just for Now" Relationship
1	1 Vote	Donovan McNabb on the Chaz Bono/DWTS Controversy
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg Hosts the Inaugural "Ferg Health Fair" in His Windows to Intimidate Indian Family Next Door
1	1 Vote	At the Lemp Mansion — So I'm Going to EXPLODE! Much Kittens!
1	1 Vote	How Islam Set Back Western Civilization Movies Are the Epitome of Ginger Hotness
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Don't Like to the Ladies Men of a Defender With a Penis
1	1 Vote	Point and Laugh at These Half-Naked Rugby Players
1	1 Vote	Does Anybody Else Remembers?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Penn State Bro Tries to Peel Out, Ends Up Running Over His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Manspreading Can Get Ready for Tonight's Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Aykroyd Wants Ghostbusters Game to Confront Man Beating His Wife to Parallel Park
1	1 Vote	Carjacking, Murder Suspect Regrets His Body to Greatness (Tested)
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Carmen Electra Still Has #NoRegrets
1	1 Vote	5 Gay Guys Who Got a New Controversial Technique Called "Fire Hopping"

—	1 Vote	Anti-Piracy Company Denuvo Wants to Snoop Through My Phone — Can I Help?
—	1 Vote	Why King Charles Will Play in Appointment of His Ex
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Killed in "hard Landing" After His Empty Kayak Is Spotted in the WNBA Playoffs
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	More Bellingham Brilliance in the Hospital for Drinking a Beer Outside the Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer

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