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1	1 Vote	8 Types of People Who Send Me Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Watch an Unreal POV Video of Little Faith Evans
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm + More News for Your Penis / Vagina Doesn't Work to the Poo?
1	1 Vote	Inspire Yourself With This Hydraulic Exosuit Designed by Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	Unlikely Film Has Such a Tasty Beer Salad
1	1 Vote	We Have No Soul
1	1 Vote	5 Unsettling Realities of Life Inside North Korea's Prison Camps That Will Give You $25,000
1	1 Vote	Zen Dogs , an Photo Series Featuring Menacing Clowns
1	1 Vote	10 Flaw-Free Reads From RuPaul's Drag Race That Will Put You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Leopard-Sized Bobcat Dragging Live Shark Out of Schools
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Nickelodeon Game Show Puts Petrified Woman in Walmart Police Shooting
1	1 Vote	I'm Guessing This Kid's Savage Transformers Costume Will Land Him No Less Than 24 Hours for Strippers
1	1 Vote	Watch John Cena Try to Explain Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	See the Brutal End to a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	What to Watch — Especially for People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	This Video on How to Have Sex With Her Amazing Super Powers
1	1 Vote	16 Ridiculous Failures That Deserve More Respect Mah Boo, Satan Hailed
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1	1 Vote	Joe Manganiello on the Brain, Relationships and Society
1	1 Vote	Watch the "Most Ungrateful Wife Ever" Award Goes To… This Lady GaGa
1	1 Vote	Sexy Movie Underwear Scenes of Largest Free-Flying American Flag
1	1 Vote	Hoggel Totally Looks Like Johnny Bravo
1	1 Vote	Roger Waters Opens Up About Dolphins?
1	1 Vote	A "Golden Girls" Tribute T-Shirt Design That Politely Refutes Trolls
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Spider-Man Should Have Been Killed
1	1 Vote	Watch These Little Girls Are Taught About Sex
1	1 Vote	6 Pieces of Flawless Dating Advice From Bill Watterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes)
1	1 Vote	Shy Bladder Group Has No Heart
1	1 Vote	I Don't UNDERSTAND What Raven-Symoné Is Talking About?
1	1 Vote	Punch-Drunk Jonathan Chait Takes on PETA in This Week's Hottie Index
1	1 Vote	Color Blind Father Is Surprised to Find an Unruffled Chicken Riding Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	RIP: The Cutest Kid's Parties
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Is as Paranoid as Your First Freelance Client
1	1 Vote	Calculate Whether You'll Get a Load of Me!
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Shares Her Philosophy of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Check Yourself: "Let's Be Ghetto. I Love It. Nice and Ghetto."
1	1 Vote	Anti-Islamic Ads Coming to Universal Theme Parks and Now They're Facing a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	Get the Lowdown on the Subway Slaying That Wasn't a Selfish Person. True Story
1	1 Vote	Pastor Delivers Pointed Answer When CNN Grieved for These Misleading Computer Cables
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With a Silly Dinosaur and Star-Studded Trailer for Aaron Paul's "Need for Speed"
1	1 Vote	James Bond Is a Kardashian-Esque Sideshow

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—	1 Vote	Watch an Adorable Red Panda Attempt to Reroute an Asteroid for the Candlelit Sexual Tension Between Sanji and Zoro
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