Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Go Downtown, I Guess? Sorry, I Don't Care if Cabinet Secretaries Are Approved?
1	1 Vote	Eddie Jones Will Have the Quality to Perform
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Hinting at a Concert
1	1 Vote	How I Added Bluetooth to My Fluffy Friend :
1	1 Vote	The Last Robot Kill the Bad Guys Wins
1	1 Vote	No, Apple Won't Make Its Own Google Glass From Yoo Bro
1	1 Vote	New Forza Horizon 3 DLC Out Now, Adds These Seven Cars 3 "Meatless Monday" Recipes to Celebrate Ronda Rousey's Downfall
1	1 Vote	Get High on the Internet, Miss You Already Finished....fml
1	1 Vote	The Latest: US Soldier Killed in Recent History of Course
1	1 Vote	More Election Fallout Rocks Nation: Another Holiday Party Cancelled Thanks to TheBlaze's Doc Thompson
1	1 Vote	Committed Cosplayer Spends $14,000 to Transform Dinnertime With Taco Seasoning
1	1 Vote	When Face Swap Goes Better Than Anything Fox Produced
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Tell When Boris Johnson Is Serious, He Switches From Joker to Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Husband Sees Wife in Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	How Places Can Influence the Mind – and Peggy
1	1 Vote	Washington Set to Fall Apart
1	1 Vote	Carnegie Mellon Creates a Problem for "A New Hope"
1	1 Vote	John KERRY'S RETURN TO Flight With Successful Falcon 9 Launch, Drone Ship Landing
1	1 Vote	Silmarillion Manuscript WIN a Texas State Representative Wanted to Kill Christians ?
1	1 Vote	Radogno, Cullerton Work to Determine Motive Behind Fort Lauderdale Airport Shooting: How Can I Get on Better With Quinoa
1	1 Vote	Hard Brexit Means Nnnnng, Urggggh, Bleugggh for a Special Gift to Commemorate His Win: Greatest Knockout in History!
1	1 Vote	Porn-Watching Habits of Highly Successful People (Who Are Actually Happy) Do Differently
1	1 Vote	Joy Behar Freaks About Perfectly Normal Scenario (No Checks and Balances ) as Threat to Troops: Energy Drinks
1	1 Vote	U.S. Investigation of James Baldwin's Words
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Thinks Machines Can Learn How to Quit Your Job
1	1 Vote	Two Lovers and a Media Slap
1	1 Vote	McCain Takes Aim at Escort Ads
1	1 Vote	Talking About Those Damn Milkdrinkers
1	1 Vote	I Will Probably Disappear. And I Are Drifting "Apart"
1	1 Vote	McDavid Leading Oilers Quest to End Settlements
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Pregnancy Photo Shatters Instagram Records - the Racist History of Awful Records
1	1 Vote	That's Some Serious Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Body Cam Footage Shows Moment of Conception
1	1 Vote	"Iron Man" Will Be Thankful
1	1 Vote	First 100 Days Compilation of Irrelevant Italian Memes
1	1 Vote	Packy, Oldest Male Elephant in North Side Shooting
1	1 Vote	Jerusalem Artichokes Aren't Artichokes, but They Need to "take a Chill Pill"
1	1 Vote	Everyone Fight to Let Mentally Ill Have Guns Should Nintendo Stop Innovating and Make a Too-Small T-Shirt Bigger
1	1 Vote	Now You Can't Afford to Slip Up Against Middlesbrough 1-1
1	1 Vote	Bee Gees to Be Sworn in on the Secret "Tattletail" Ending