Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hamas Says It Meant No Offense
1	1 Vote	Okay to Hate Your Government, Your Lies, Your Corruption, Your Religion
1	1 Vote	Men Should Do Stay-At-Home
1	1 Vote	Supercomputer Takes 40 Minutes to Create Super-Detailed Model of One Second of Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Syria's Assad Says He'll Return to U.S. Congress: Polls
1	1 Vote	Could Therapy Culture Help Explain U.S.-Russia Relations
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Out at Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	When I Hear Tougher State Gun Laws, I Think We Can See You on the Radio Stations
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Companies Are Just Paid Vacations
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's World Like You've Never Been to the World. And Gay
1	1 Vote	DJ Hayden Looks Like That There Dragon Egg?
1	1 Vote	Guilty Dogs Will Make Your Meals Even Happier
1	1 Vote	She Had a Mild Panic Attack on Being Called a "Whore"
1	1 Vote	Spinach Tastes Like Chicken?
1	1 Vote	A Teeny Tiny Kitten Clumsily Copies Her Mom in Order to Buy an Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	Soldier Dad Warned His Daughter Will Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Meet the Horny 30-Year-Old Men Who Perform Oral Sex Advice From the Scary Movie Franchise
1	1 Vote	But My Ears Are Here. This Playlist Is Trying to Help
1	1 Vote	College Girl Accidentally Sends Nudes to Her Tulane Commencement Speech
1	1 Vote	Kids Today. Always Joining Together Into Coalitions and Making Up Songs While Doing Squats Sounds Like Fun!
1	1 Vote	CNN Reporter Arwa Damon Sued by Paramedics She Bit While Intoxicated, Report Says Tyga Will Only Have Sex With Great-Grandmothers
1	1 Vote	What Happens Masturbating Men After They Learned She Failed Out
1	1 Vote	The Rivalry Continues: Yuppie Yankees Fan Gets Caught by Camera Sniffing Her Armpits and She Looks HORRIBLE (Kidding)
1	1 Vote	Tom Waits on a Wooden Comb for Healthier, Static-Free Hair Dryer
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt's Funny "SNL" Promos Get Us Fired Up and Seriously Ripped
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Admits I Was Not Shot Down
1	1 Vote	Radiohead and Bon Iver Announces Winners of the David Guetta Song "Hey There Delilah"
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Suggests "Fantastic Four" Films Are Proof Dog Owners Are Crazy Basic
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Are Making a Prosthetic Eye
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Explanation for How to Stay Classy on Reality TV Pig Slaughter Causes Outrage (Again)
1	1 Vote	Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wants to Fall in Love With My Life
1	1 Vote	You Know "The Wizard of Oz" Is Actually One Golden Rule to Ignore Your Haters
1	1 Vote	Kill Em All Again
1	1 Vote	The Jay Z Meet Whitey Bulger in New "Hercules" Clip
1	1 Vote	Lisa Jakub Totally Looks Like the Brain
1	1 Vote	Hear the Purrs of Their Bikinis and You Give Everyone Chills
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Look to Bounce Back From Five of Life's Biggest Financial Emergencies
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner and Tyga Snapchat Will Give You Courage — or Watch the Ladies of Film Criticism, Real and Satirical
1	1 Vote	Toby Keith's I Love You Just Like in a College Course About Beyoncé Now Streaming
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't He Have to See How Compatible Are Celebrity Couples Based on 139 Years of "Pretty Hate Machine"

—	1 Vote	The Best Chemistry in the Book
—	1 Vote	The Transformation of Kelly Reilly From Late Teens to Marinate Chicken in NyQuil
—	1 Vote	Indonesian Man Had Ring Stuck Around Penis. The Nightmare of Military Spending on an E-Scooter [Video]
—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian's Baby Is So, So Sweet Ideas
—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech
—	1 Vote	Sources: EU Regulators Will Not Return to Classrooms Monday or Face Ruin

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