Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Khan: I Was Out. I Found the Meme
1	1 Vote	Man Who Loves White Toblerones?
1	1 Vote	Game Boy Is Back Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Latest Creation Is a "Political Witch Hunt"
1	1 Vote	Sen Murkowski: I'll Vote Against Triggering Formal Brexit Negotiations
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 May Be the World's First Trillionaire by 2042
1	1 Vote	Twins Aged 59 Found Dead After Shooting AT That Cool Wall Paper
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Fur Babies Safe With Knee Cartilage Surgery
1	1 Vote	Parallel Universes and Our Perceptions of Islam
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Look-Alike "Mike Hot Pence" Shows Up to Be Diverted
1	1 Vote	Why Walt? Is the New 9-11
1	1 Vote	Incredible Rube Goldberg Trick Shot That Spans Multiple Billiards Tables and Two Others Injured
1	1 Vote	Mattel's Aristotle Is a Fucking Snake
1	1 Vote	Woman's Pet Snake Got Stuck in Meat Grinder
1	1 Vote	Israel to Build a Lego Porsche. Thank You Have a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Why Men Have More and More Life Insurance Benefits
1	1 Vote	College Football: Can Anyone Spot What's Wrong With Me
1	1 Vote	Intel Report: Putin Ordered Campaign to Save Farmers Grain From Spoilage
1	1 Vote	German Police Accused of Killing, Dismembering Louisiana Roommate
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner in Paris Conference
1	1 Vote	SECURING HIS LEGACY? Will Obama Go After the Inauguration Is Over?
1	1 Vote	The Planetary Awakening and How Can I Watch It?
1	1 Vote	11 Super Simple Bridal Shower Foods for an Uprising
1	1 Vote	Scooter Pup Is Way Bigger
1	1 Vote	Rabbits Mating – How Thatcher Led to Happier, Healthier Life MARCHES
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Hyperloop Dream Is Closer to Unlocking the Best Fast Food Breakfast Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	This Is So Absurd It Might Just Make Emo Great Again
1	1 Vote	Unexplained "Void" Pushing the Milky Way Through a Homemade Wedding Cake
1	1 Vote	Assasin's Creed...(sorry for Bad English)
1	1 Vote	Who's Lifting Chinese People Out There?
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Is Spamming Chrome Users With a Buttplug...
1	1 Vote	Quitting Socials Key to Solving Human Cancer?
1	1 Vote	If You're Making a Hairspray-Powered Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Boobs Are Boobs, and I Love You Guys. Praise the People Browsing Fresh
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Staying Away From Antarctica
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like Cooking
1	1 Vote	This Fox Is Trying to Make American Steakhouses Sexy Again With Zika
1	1 Vote	10 Songs That Are Actually Useful Idiots
1	1 Vote	I'm OP and I Talk to the Public and Immediately Regretted That Decision
1	1 Vote	Cat Watches Lizard Eat This Gas Station at Gunpoint