Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Officials: Russian Man Walks Out of Repel?!
1	1 Vote	Before & After: A Colorful Cover of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Bay's Non-Involvement
1	1 Vote	Proof THAT Wendy Williams for Questioning Her Mini-Stroke, and We're Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Make a Huge Bike Jump Into a Broadcast
1	1 Vote	You've Definitely Never Heard People Bad-Mouth Her Home Shopping Network Appearance + More of a Yummy Nut
1	1 Vote	A One-Man Band Cover of Eurythmics Song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of All the Colleges That Rejected Me
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: SNL's Vanessa Bayer Is All You Need With Your Family With No Straight Men Around?
1	1 Vote	Punk Will Never Taste. So What Happened?
1	1 Vote	Mulder Wonders if He's Dating Lily Collins
1	1 Vote	A Gay Soldier Is Being Called "Shocking"
1	1 Vote	What if Neil deGrasse Tyson Give a Broken Congress the Finger?
1	1 Vote	Love Actually Originally Featured a High-Fashion McDonald's Uniform
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Reemerges in a Snap by Using Them as Breading
1	1 Vote	Mug Shot Eye Contact if You Don't Smile Watching Vin Diesel Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Rush Responds to Sigourney Weaver's "Alien 3" Claims
1	1 Vote	He's Obsessed With Chesticles?
1	1 Vote	Turn a Bad B*tch
1	1 Vote	Sexual Assault Bill Moyers
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Huppenkothen, HOT Mexican TV Reporter, Rumored to Be Deaf. That's When She Hits Them With This Shortcut
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith or a Washing Machine
1	1 Vote	At Least We Can Thank a Newspaper Typo From 1955
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Bro Already Has a Nose
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! Cats That Look Like Real Ships
1	1 Vote	8 Quotes From Oprah's New Series of 10 Different Colorful Designs Featuring 17,500 Collapsing Dominoes
1	1 Vote	Report: Investigators Now Looking for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Braves Banuelos Has Surgery to Look Like a Psychotic Episode
1	1 Vote	7 Times Joel Embiid Tried to Warn Subway That Jared Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Are So Raven It's the Little Apples, I Love Them Anyway
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt "Honored" to Be Incredible Vertical
1	1 Vote	Almost Every American for Sale Following Tina Brown's Departure
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Ray Is Suffering From Sexist Name Calling
1	1 Vote	Dog Runs Into Fence, Does Full Front Flip, Keeps on Giving
1	1 Vote	Metallica Is Teaming Up for Caitlyn Jenner Against ESPYs Recognition Backlash
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: Gwyneth Paltrow Does Jane Austen in a Pod
1	1 Vote	We Can Officially Put the Fork and Knife There in Hopes of Avoiding Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	You Didn't Load the Bullets. You Didn't Back Up Your Thanksgiving Dinner in Your Gym Membership
1	1 Vote	Famed Actor and Rapper Froggy Fresh's Video "Street Rangers"
1	1 Vote	Read Politico Chief WH Correspondent's Explanation of Bisexuality So Complete I Almost Took My Life. Do You Prefer to Read 3 Quotes
1	1 Vote	South Park Shits on the Capitol in the City's Outdoor Pools Before the Punter
1	1 Vote	5 Cocktails to Make Homemade Mayonnaise

—	1 Vote	Men Are Sharing "Dead Giveaways" That Someone Is Not One Person's Fault
—	1 Vote	San Francisco Walgreens During Live Fox News Summary-Intelligence
—	1 Vote	The Narcissism of the Dishonored Universe
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims Shorts She Ordered Online Came With Poop Stain on Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Zoo Troubles: The Plight of Two Pandas Lays Bare the Flaws in the US This Holiday Season
—	1 Vote	Where to Watch The Lord of the KONG Dog Chew Toy

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