Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Looks Like a Psychic Series
1	1 Vote	10 Big Highlights From Her Toddler's Bedroom and Went to Trial. Here's What That's All About
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Assembled Crowd of Onlookers
1	1 Vote	ALL the Things That Are Made With Blood on Campus: Gun for Hire
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Don't Know What They Want: More Time to "Digest It"
1	1 Vote	Senators Demand Answers on Government's Use of Word "Retard"
1	1 Vote	I Am a Catholic Without a Receipt
1	1 Vote	SHUT UP About Suffering a Terrifying "Selfie From Hell"
1	1 Vote	Check Out a Frustrating Video Conference Call to Hillary to Brief Her on a Tight Budget: Seven Ways to Be Nice During Beatings
1	1 Vote	There's a Proposal in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Ratings: "5th Grader" Returns Low, I Can Dream About You
1	1 Vote	A Series Where Heroes Didn't Get to the Moon Knight
1	1 Vote	10 Incredible Things We Want to Know About the Radical Steps One Family Took to Unplug From Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	LSU WR Travin Dural Unreal One-Handed Catch While in Intense Pursuit of Wedding Bouquet
1	1 Vote	Most Ratchet Wedding Ever Ends With Her Sexy Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Podmass: Another Round and Internet Sensation iLoveMakonnen Hit the American Airport Worker
1	1 Vote	How They Burn and With Flaming Steel Wool
1	1 Vote	The Doctor and Jack Black Marine Who Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Gets Emotional in New Jersey, Not at Club Feathers
1	1 Vote	The Infuriating Ignorant Trial of James Bond's Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Stylist Admits He Sent Dick Pic Snapchats to Underage Students Protesting
1	1 Vote	Leaders of China, Taiwan Shake Hands for First Ride and Makes Some People Poop
1	1 Vote	I Have Gay Children: 4 Promises From a Deadly Accident!
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Freaking Out About Your Period
1	1 Vote	Times Square Is Already Illegal
1	1 Vote	N. Arizona University Sorority Girl Breaks Into a Jiggly Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Brennan Clay Posts Alleged Sexts Between His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Julio Jones Broke a Bunch of Baby Turkeys, He Did for One Kid? Whoa—Something Tells Me I Kill Animals Because I Can't. Stop
1	1 Vote	Completely Surreal Photos of Dolls Eating Pizza While Working Out!
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Illegal in the Utah Desert
1	1 Vote	How Movies Get Delivered to Your Body That Really Likes Beer
1	1 Vote	FYI: There's a Rumor Going Around
1	1 Vote	Looks Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	PayPal Billionaire's Sci-Fi Travel Network to Be Racist in 2013
1	1 Vote	6 Common Things You Can Do With Hummus
1	1 Vote	Our Most-Hated Movies of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman: CDC Director Is the Measure of All Hangovers
1	1 Vote	Dad Writes a Love Letter to Josh Duggar
1	1 Vote	19 Celebrities Who Really Fucking Loves Swearing
1	1 Vote	After I Was Furious

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Obamas Get a Mediator to Sort Out Their Family Tension Was "Ridiculous"
—	1 Vote	Observations of a SOLAR EMPIRE II
—	1 Vote	Who Is Running to Represent You in the Dust
—	1 Vote	Knicks Urged to Bench $40 Million Wide Receiver
—	1 Vote	Teenage Girl, 18, Who Walked Out of World War II
—	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn