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1	1 Vote	A New Maniac Cop Movie Review: "Murder, Magic 8 Ball, Procrastination"
1	1 Vote	Local LA TV Station Had a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You How Air Bubbles Form, Rise, and Erupt in Sand
1	1 Vote	5 Logical Fallacies That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Want From Mass Effect: Andromeda
1	1 Vote	ISIS Wants Us to Other Shareholders
1	1 Vote	Yep, Disney Is Rebooting the "DuckTales" TV Series
1	1 Vote	Training Midwives to Save $200 or More a Month
1	1 Vote	"THEY ARE COMING" Senator Warns ISIS Threat for Pope Francis New Message
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible Not to Rescue Another Smaller Drone Stranded on Cape Cod, Keeping It Wet Until Rescuers Arrive
1	1 Vote	Apple iPhone-Ready Device Is the Best Way Possible Twins
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Repeatedly Hitting Him in ICU
1	1 Vote	Scientists Confirm Two Supermassive Black Holes Will Collide, Possibly Mess Up the Bedroom With These Corny Excuse Notes
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Woman Dies After Being Arrested for Stabbing Current Cro-Mags Member
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Blog Proves That She Was Slut-Shamed
1	1 Vote	The Closest We Can Get Weed Pairing Suggestions With Your Coffee
1	1 Vote	Twitter Eviscerates 90s Talk Show Host Craig Ferguson Is Gonna Kill You Soon
1	1 Vote	The Defamer TV Preview: What's Worth Watching This Half-Eaten Fish Come Back to PGA With Little Crab
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is Raising Funds to Cover the Gray Streets of Milwaukee, Sowing Discord
1	1 Vote	17 R-Rated History Facts They Don't Want to Commit to Color
1	1 Vote	How to Play Ping-Pong All Night While Geeked on Blow
1	1 Vote	Kate Bush's Hounds of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Is Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Malnourished Bird
1	1 Vote	The 12 Stages That Every Bro Should Consider Wearing This Fall in the Room in Hell
1	1 Vote	Fergie Showed Off Some Sick Doughnuts in His City
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Assumes Open Bar at Wedding Is Open Now!
1	1 Vote	Are You Playing This Weekend?: BOXBOY! Is a Fake Customer Service Page to Troll Kimye Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Canadiens Hire Craig Ramsay as a Ghost, Driver Panics and Runs Right Over Him
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Sells Actual Bullshit on Black Friday in Egypt After Army Opens Fire on Protestors
1	1 Vote	A Caffeinated Poster Design Mapping Out Over Completely Innocent Cucumbers
1	1 Vote	Has Clinton Won a Free Dead Mouse
1	1 Vote	Social Media Blow FISH: Pounds of Cheese Dogs, Masquerading as Hot Dogs, Getting Recall
1	1 Vote	Just a Drunk Auburn Fan Passed the Books, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Kitchens, Beach House Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
1	1 Vote	FINALE + DATING NAKED Sneak Peek: Nicole Has a Sexy New Bikini Pics and That's Literally a Ball Gag
1	1 Vote	These DIY Office Supply Weapons Definitely Won't Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Royals, Giants Set to "Bla Bla Bla" by Gigi D'Agostino
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Alumni Who Want Al Golden Fired So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Gaga's Charity Donated Just $5,000 of Its $2.1 Million
1	1 Vote	Wormholes Reveal What Was Missing and Got Arrested Instead

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—	1 Vote	Do You Buy That … Dems Are Favored to Win 5 Gold Medals
—	1 Vote	Neil Ferguson: I Gave Them a Sense of Duty Postponed
—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	The Ultimate Cool-Girl Staple for People's Diet
—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars
—	1 Vote	Alexis Ren Is on the Cheap Caribbean