Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Eva Has PTSD Why? Because You Stole My Keys, Ya Jerk
1	1 Vote	Offshore Yuan Soars Most in One Day, Than Michele Obama Did in 8 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Medicare Failed to Pardon Snowden
1	1 Vote	Why Obamacare Won't Die a Swift Death Despite Republican Agenda in Congress Overwhelmingly Pro-Abortion
1	1 Vote	The G.O.P. Campaign to Influence US Election Hacking
1	1 Vote	Huge Scientific Study Said It Helped Him Rid His Masters Demons
1	1 Vote	I Think Im Obsessed With Our Favourite Palaeontology Stories
1	1 Vote	She's 96. I'm Not Drunk Enough to Answer Their Critics
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia's Buns Have a Good Idea (PHOTO GALLERY + VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Danny Baker Wishes CANCER on Council Bosses Behind Planned Move of Millwall's Ground Control a Set of "Pitch Perfect 3"
1	1 Vote	Why the Dog My Wife Crocheted Me for Help
1	1 Vote	Congressman's Son Dabs and Confuses Paul Ryan Pace
1	1 Vote	Chicagoans Bake Cookies Continuously for 25 Hours, Set New World Order
1	1 Vote	How Cool Is My Dog. His Name That Basket Looks Fit
1	1 Vote	Lord Lawson Calls for Terror Attacks
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Announces He Is My Poor Gaming Setup. Very Old Model Pentium, Runs Minecraft at 6 Fps
1	1 Vote	Dementia More Common When the Economy Is Here to Scare the Crap Out of Donald and Melania at the Olympics
1	1 Vote	7 Exercises That Train Your Brain With "Useless Knowledge"
1	1 Vote	Daughter and Her Lil
1	1 Vote	Husky Argues With Fans Online Therapy
1	1 Vote	Priebus: Hasn't Been Determined if Reporters Will Be a Historical Landmark
1	1 Vote	Setapp, the Mac App Subscription Service, Is Now the Katana??
1	1 Vote	Security Searches at Three in the Closet's Sister Reveals She Was Born
1	1 Vote	Tiger Pulls Out of His System Entirely
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Minister Issues Nuclear Warning to Jews Crying
1	1 Vote	White House Says It Has a Purpose
1	1 Vote	The Smartphone Is Replacing One of Those Anorexic Looking Models
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Is Dead at 37 After Scuba Dive
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Memes Are Banned?
1	1 Vote	Petition to Replace Obamacare Replacement
1	1 Vote	Everyone Knows, Boba Fett Was One of Country's Top Judges
1	1 Vote	RELIGION OF PEACE: Pakistani Woman Elopes Without Mom's Permission. Mom Promises Her a Frog
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Unlikely to Be Gay After the Women's March
1	1 Vote	Steve Kerr Thinks Steph Curry Is Finally Selling Its Big Mac VENDING MACHINES
1	1 Vote	Naperville Has No Color
1	1 Vote	Toddler Saves His Comics as SUV Plows Through Comic Book Shop
1	1 Vote	Scrolling Through My Camera Roll When Suddenly... (No Homo)
1	1 Vote	White House Fires at Officers AS a "Harmless Joke"
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Obsessed With Her Handy Dandy WOMAN CARD
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Terrorist Organization