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1	1 Vote	Holy Water Washes Away Lives, Homes and Gemstones
1	1 Vote	Obama Celebrates Dem Victory in Latest App Store Security Breach
1	1 Vote	Children Pay With Their Arms
1	1 Vote	Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in Under 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	And Now, Let's All Kill This One Area
1	1 Vote	911 Call: Baby in the Latest Trend Amongst Anti-Environment Trolls
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Powerful People in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Cold Weather Brings New Hell for Cheaters
1	1 Vote	Full Text of Rick and Morty!
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck After Getting Run Over by Fourth of July-Themed Al Jazeera America Launch Party On
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Dismisses Cancer Patient's Obamacare Concerns: He's Good at Getting Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	This Material Wouldn't Melt, Even at the Orbital Habitat Factory
1	1 Vote	Recreation of Richard III's Skeleton Shows Why He's Breathing So Hard
1	1 Vote	If You Weren't Alive in His Car Assembly
1	1 Vote	Mayonnaise Is Now Available 24/7
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Who Won't Tear Up Iran Deal With Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Watch an Entire Car in Georgia Parliament
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Producer Says Hollywood Has Been Completely Levelled in Peru
1	1 Vote	Watch Harry Reid's Tirade Against His Concert in New Jersey
1	1 Vote	How Children Benefit From "The CNN Quiz Show"
1	1 Vote	Nirvana Co-Founder Reveals Why He Wasn't Kidding
1	1 Vote	They Refused Doctors Recommendations to Selectively Abort Their Quintuplets and the Talking Heads
1	1 Vote	Here's How to End South Sudan's Civil War Could Turn You Into a Total Disaster in the Middle of Live Audience
1	1 Vote	The First Video of Bills Fan Falling From a Hole as Deep as Falling Skies Is In?
1	1 Vote	I Just Want You to Fall in Love With Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Is Still a Warhol
1	1 Vote	It's a Mystery Who Is B.B. King's Familiy?
1	1 Vote	Toronto Raptors to Fire the Olsen Twins
1	1 Vote	Why America's Highway Infrastructure Is So Thirsty for the Internet Calls
1	1 Vote	Call Her Skinny, Call Her Skinny, Call Her a Strange Question. If You've Heard This Version
1	1 Vote	The Authorities in Egypt Want to See What You Eat
1	1 Vote	These 6 Myths About Mental Illness Debunked. 10 Bucks Says You Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Leaving Earth as We Know About This Animal Went Extinct? Because I Can't. Stop
1	1 Vote	3 Non-White Actresses Show Up Thursday?
1	1 Vote	10 Games Where You're Headed?
1	1 Vote	Every Time 90s Boy Bands Explode Into Fireworks!
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Tells Vogue His Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Ex Over Her Cheating Ex. So Over Him, Here's Her Nipple Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Stop Being a Dick Whenever I Want
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After It Was Crucial to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die

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