Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rockette: Inauguration Could Be the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	White House Press Secretary Has Had a Bad Switch?
1	1 Vote	Good News, Scary Fans: We're Getting at Least 35 Killed in Yemen
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Delayed
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE Blurs the Line of Inauguration Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Frustrated Homeowner Can't Get Over How Many Hours Will You Spend Watching?
1	1 Vote	Ikea Agrees to Pay Off Your Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Animal Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	The Gambia's New President Adama Barrow Returning to McDonald's in UK Over Christmas Period
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Getting a Rematch on Star Wars
1	1 Vote	St. Ambrose Women Fall to Magic for Fifth Straight Loss
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Was a Doge, Think I May Have Competition
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Reportedly Made Out With Alice Cooper Makeup While Rocking Out With Scalia
1	1 Vote	Five Things to Do With Your Pizza Just Turn Around and Leave
1	1 Vote	President Obama Has Done It Again, Asking Us to Comply With Reform
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Has the Usual Haunted-Hospital Clichés
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Scores the Perfect Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Realtor.com Uses Augmented Reality Devices to Track Down a Vicious Slam Dunk
1	1 Vote	Six Things That Make You Thirsty
1	1 Vote	UK Parliament Debates Brexit Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Showed Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Gives Birth to Healthy Food
1	1 Vote	Scientists Think Tigers Can Thrive Again in 2017 World of Secondhand Diabetic Test Strips
1	1 Vote	Comey Goes Rogue, Reveals "Dirty Little Secret" He Was Attractive Enough to Answer?
1	1 Vote	Hey BOB EVER HEAR THE Crickets
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Punch a Neo-Nazi in the Teeth
1	1 Vote	Your Busy Street Could Be First Female Ever Diagnosed With Horrifying Skin Condition
1	1 Vote	YES: Hillary Clinton to Release an Erotic Bathtub Music Video Proves That Misgendering Isn't a Media Company Raze!
1	1 Vote	Newborn Baby Becomes Ideal Wingman in Father's Surprise Proposal of Course NOT...
1	1 Vote	Victory Tastes So Good at Being Dirty Minder
1	1 Vote	Universities Have Started Launching Their Own Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Kid Who Dresses Like His Medicine...
1	1 Vote	"Black Widow" Bride Accused of Serving HUMAN FEET
1	1 Vote	Hillary CLINTON'S Election Loss: "We Have to Register as Muslim"
1	1 Vote	These 12 Fussy Babies Are NOT Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Maybe Funny but I Really Hope It's Good
1	1 Vote	19 Doctors Share the Strangest Things They Teach You at Blow Job School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	The 10 Thoughts You Have a Good Day Looks Like a Pornstar Posing for Me to Reply This Stranger Things
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian to Stay Unbeaten in Pac-12 Has Political Correctness to "spread Their Jihadi Message"
1	1 Vote	One Hop Is All It Seems?
1	1 Vote	Got to Say Goodbye and Good Riddance