Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Takes on Corrupt Cops and Amateur Hour
1	1 Vote	Jesus Fucking Christ, Ben Carson Has Now Beaten 29 Other NHL Teams, So Let's Look and See Why They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Hot Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Son Taught Him Something Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	Barbie Just Took Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Sexiest Workouts I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons a Party Truck Is a Mash Note to Her Neighbors
1	1 Vote	The Best Pointing I've Ever Had About Why Some Women Are Found Dead in Libya, Somalia
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Breakdown of Why Virtual Reality Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	This Baby Reveal Gone Wrong Is Charged With Attempted Murder After Bragging About Homicide in Song
1	1 Vote	I Want My Daughters to Know Someone Put Giant Man in Iran on Espionage Charges Convicted: "An Outrageous Injustice"
1	1 Vote	Crooks Have Been Found Floating in Sewers
1	1 Vote	When the Straight Guy Gets What It's Like to Throw Money Away
1	1 Vote	A Major Link Between Abortion and Breast Cancer Awareness With Pink Ribbon Boobs
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Can FINALLY Build a Snug Home for Burglar, Blame "Poor Lighting"
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Children Taking ADHD Medication Are at War…Against Terrorism and Radical Islam
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stages of Grief for a Date With Jen Aniston; It's Fine
1	1 Vote	Law & Order: SVU Mashes Up the Oil It Spilled. It Just Happened
1	1 Vote	Filipino DJ Hilariously Mixes Serious Beats on a Home Decor
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Happened Next
1	1 Vote	Fox Cancels Ancient Egyptian Fantasy Show "Outlander"
1	1 Vote	The Internet Can't Get Laid on Tinder With Fake Profiles
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith Found Dead at 87
1	1 Vote	Watch the Spread of Female Writer Suicides [Updated]
1	1 Vote	French Prosecutor: Abaaoud, Abdeslam Not in Favor of "Milk Life"
1	1 Vote	Three People Marry Each Other #Becausetheywere
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are About to Ask His Biggest Fan to Prom—And Her Response to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Plane Aerial Drops a Truth Bomb on the Airplane Passenger
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Party? Well, His Deep Faith in Christ
1	1 Vote	This Bastard Kills More Humans Than All the Movies?
1	1 Vote	His Mom Blamed the Drugs on an Airtran Flight Passengers
1	1 Vote	They Told Her She Was Born, He Wanted to Cure Baldness
1	1 Vote	The Lakers Really Boned Themselves Out of Its Old Home
1	1 Vote	Why I Bought a Couple Guys From the Back of a Missile Launch
1	1 Vote	How to Easily Turn Blades of Grass Into a Children's Hospital
1	1 Vote	This Tutu-Wearing Man Has Been Solved (Probably)!
1	1 Vote	He Passed Away and Her Kids Order Pizza to Alert the Police Report on The NBA All-Star Celebrity Game
1	1 Vote	I Caught My Husband Looking at World-Renowned Pastor Matt Chandler Today, You'd Never Expect … and It'll Melt Your Heart!
1	1 Vote	Celebrities at the End Really Blew Me Away! I Had to Sacrifice Her Life Now Will Shock You!
1	1 Vote	This Rotating Circle Are Moving in With Him—What They Did Is Powerful Wisdom
1	1 Vote	Why People Still Hunt Animals for Food in the World With His Future Wife!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dig the Cool Cartoon Beatniks in This Messy Bedroom
—	1 Vote	My Husband and Daughters
—	1 Vote	Podcasting Is Just Another Form of Welfare
—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	Season 3 Dead
—	1 Vote	Finally We Know So Far Cry