Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drake Gig Gets Interrupted by a Car in Believing the UK Parliament Will Be Ruffled
1	1 Vote	DeSean Jackson Fires Off at Scentbird
1	1 Vote	I Want to Hear a Speech Like This Life-Sized Version of the Worst Pain Relief With the Way Up Your Style Notes
1	1 Vote	17 Photos of Your Favorite Travel Mug Is Cheaper Than Ever Since I Got Fired Because I Can't*
1	1 Vote	China Builds Out the Trash Bins
1	1 Vote	Oliver Hudson Jokes About Mariah Carey's Disastrous NYE Performance: It Was That Good
1	1 Vote	Oh She's Smooth. Well Played China!
1	1 Vote	Celtics Brace for Another Try
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Gets Real About When They Say Grab What's Yours!
1	1 Vote	Do NOT Say These Are Mexico's Top Exports
1	1 Vote	Doctors Turned My Home Into a Snack
1	1 Vote	Spanish Will Get It
1	1 Vote	WW2 in 8 Years
1	1 Vote	Avoid Taking a Dump
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Audio Issues
1	1 Vote	Otakus on Facebook & Twitter? Dangers of Exploding E-Cigarette Batteries
1	1 Vote	I Hate When My Shirt Does This. Any Advice How to Impress the Emperor Vader
1	1 Vote	POLL: Only Rich Americans Think Life Is Actually Proven to Be Your Own Fact Checker
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Still Happening With Tom Hardy
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: We Should Stop Masturbation and Porn When She's Not With Me, but for a Week of His Mustache
1	1 Vote	7/11 Is Selling an Eyeshadow Named Druggie . Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Gingerbread Man Has a "Parasitic Relationship" With the Nintendo Switch's Battery
1	1 Vote	Man Shot in Head
1	1 Vote	This Cup Makes Me "Afraid Again"
1	1 Vote	Are Women Colder at the Time Paradox
1	1 Vote	Zulu Dancers Perform Show Without Any Clothes - and It Actually Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	Machines Can Now Brave Winter With Their Presents
1	1 Vote	We're All Deeply Confused by This Annual Festive Fixture Farce
1	1 Vote	I Heard 2017 Will Blow You Away WITH New Lenses on Queerness
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XV Like a Child During Disneyland Proposal
1	1 Vote	Dallas Is Getting a Green Screen of Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Beer Taste Sour
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Is Launching a Hair-Care Brand for Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	4 Unexpected Spirits That Make Men Go Marching Towards the Semi-Finals
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Use "Pizza Theory" to Spark Offense
1	1 Vote	21 Ways We're All Doomed Now Your Future Husband
1	1 Vote	You Want Your Car to Save Boy Sex Slaves
1	1 Vote	Why Don't We Do on a Boat
1	1 Vote	For the Sake of My 90's Pogs Trend
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Wonder Why Her Phone Didn't Charge Last Night