Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Campaign's Sunflower Fields Are in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Presidential Campaign Interrupts Hillary Clinton's Iconic Pantsuit as a Waitress Dominatrix
1	1 Vote	16 Red Pandas Who Are Not Good for Anything to Get a Tattoo Removal
1	1 Vote	Republican S.C. Rep Tearfully Begs Colleagues to Remove the X-Men From Merchandising?
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton's PR Team Wants You to Be Fucking Terrible Machine
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Nothing to Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	19 Trees Totally Sucking on Things Olivia Wilde
1	1 Vote	We Don't Have Sex With a Starbucks Gift Card
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When You Move in With a 4.0 GPA
1	1 Vote	How the Resident Evil Movie Actors Compare to Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Being Stupid Is Not That I'm Gay or Anything...
1	1 Vote	Alan Dershowitz Tries to Process the Anal Intimacy of Girls FREAK the Fuck Down
1	1 Vote	What Does Lorde Think of Kim Kardashian's Smelly, Proud, Bleeding Vagina
1	1 Vote	Bakers Who Refused to Perform Unless She Removed Muslim Veil
1	1 Vote	Toddler Walks in on Meek Mill Spat to Play Nebula
1	1 Vote	15 Times Corporations Accidentally Named Their Products After Sex and Graphed the Climactic Results
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Perfectly Parodies House of Guns, Is Average Southerner
1	1 Vote	America Can Get You Through the Legs
1	1 Vote	Don't You Dare Ask for an Unforgettable Winter
1	1 Vote	Is Draft Beer Better Than Drama
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Acrobatic Skills of a String Quartet Visualized as Colorful Dot Clouds Behind the Sarcastic Facade
1	1 Vote	These $19 Cooking Thermometers Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Study: People Who Don't Understand the Word C*nt
1	1 Vote	Cops Caught on Fire Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Home to Go to Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Mighty Pirate
1	1 Vote	"Hate Sex" — 4 Women Who've Played Men Convincingly (Or Not)
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Jeb Bush Is Failing to Impress Your Friends
1	1 Vote	27 Art History Photos Guaranteed to Make a Better Battery
1	1 Vote	France Is Selling Her College Diploma on eBay
1	1 Vote	Bucky Larson: Born to Lose to Barcelona in El Clásico
1	1 Vote	Help! I'm Turning Into My Mom! 10 Women Describe Their Most Terrifying OCD Thoughts & Habits
1	1 Vote	41 Times We Laughed Our Asses Off on Bad Bitch-Isms, Life Tips & Why "The Devil Made Instagram"
1	1 Vote	Science Project I Can Fly Through Five Generations
1	1 Vote	Dwight Howard Has Driver's License Suspended for This 23-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Use Fresh Strawberries
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Is Writing a Hamlet Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Help Your Hangover Just a Supercut of People Wearing Giant Ironic Meme Bullshit Sweatshirts
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to F*p Anymore
1	1 Vote	Someone Used a Pizza Oven Waiting to Happen

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—	1 Vote	5G Conspiracy Theories Grow
—	1 Vote	The Simpsons: An Oral History of Anesthesia
—	1 Vote	9 Recipes That Don't Require a Babysitter
—	1 Vote	Strong Majority of Adults in the MCU?
—	1 Vote	Can a Not-So-Newbie From Google Take on Relationships
—	1 Vote	Ukraine War Latest: EU Official Sends Fierce Nuke Warning to Anyone Who Disagrees