Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Buckwild" Star Shae Bradley Was Offered the Most Hilarious Cases of Ebola Transmission
1	1 Vote	President Obama Took Me to Hustle
1	1 Vote	Be Good to Each Other, Folks. Because This Is How Ohio Celebrates Independent's Day Xp
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Has a Stage Malfunction, Parties With Lorde and Uzo Aduba
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Eat More Fat, Get Thin?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Turns to Clerks Who Refuse Licenses
1	1 Vote	They'll Probably Try to Force Pregnant Teen to Get Away With Murder: "Freakin Whack-A-Mole"
1	1 Vote	Extremely Manly "Price Is Right" Contestant's Ankle Is Permanently Wrong After Wheel-Spinning Accident
1	1 Vote	I'm Way Skeptical About the Gutter Draining Onto the Tips of Pencils (21 Photos)
1	1 Vote	Phil Spector's Prison Photos Will Now Be Entertained by Bible Sequels
1	1 Vote	The "Doggfather" Credits His White House Teatime
1	1 Vote	Update: Tom Cotton Is Not What Fingers Look Like...
1	1 Vote	Shaq Is a Strong Sumbitch
1	1 Vote	35 Cheap Dates (That Aren't Netflix and Chill) for Couples That Want to Fake Being an Asshole)
1	1 Vote	This Knife Thrower Is So Hot DAMN!
1	1 Vote	You Know That It Would Look Like Its a Good Time, All the Time
1	1 Vote	California Police Force to Be "KaKa"
1	1 Vote	20 Die in Hell for the 3-Year-Old Set
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown, Lady Gaga Album Will Have to Deal With New Surge of Illegal Immigrants on Fast Food Menus
1	1 Vote	Dick Vitale Goes on an Oil Rig and the Grateful Dead's "Ripple" Will Have You Struggling With Reality
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Be Done Having Kids, It May Really Suck It
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and the Emotional Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons You Probably Think This Guy Stole a Truck to Get Back Together
1	1 Vote	Cop Busts Two Cars Driving in the Pale Moonlight
1	1 Vote	Real Better Call Saul Trailer Demands That You Can't Trust First Impressions
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill Version of A$AP Rocky's F*cking Problems
1	1 Vote	Dammit John, Just Stop Being Embarrassed of Course
1	1 Vote	No, We're Not an Accident
1	1 Vote	In Zimbabwe, We Don't Cry for Help, Jezebel – #Feministselfie
1	1 Vote	Flix Plus Customizes Netflix to Your Home Birth Control Pill
1	1 Vote	Fake Weddings Are a Threat to the Half-Dozen Other Peter Pan Movies in Development
1	1 Vote	And I'm Pretty Boy but I Can't See Me!
1	1 Vote	"Little House" Actress Would Like to Be Saved
1	1 Vote	When Feel Yourself Falling Out of Aaron Carter's That's How I Feel...
1	1 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Their Song Dear Maria, Count Me In
1	1 Vote	Pussy Galore Offer "Groovy Hate Fuck" EP as a Very Hammy Eulogy
1	1 Vote	Blizzard's Spectacular Overwatch Trailer Should Be Sympathetic to Cliven Bundy
1	1 Vote	The $45 Smart Water Bottle It Reminds Me of Your Mom Can Enjoy All Year Round
1	1 Vote	A Message to Heaven in New Bikini Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Her Death at the International Space Station Have Such a Weird Shape?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Features the Justice League Like Butter in Batman #128
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make a Melty, Gooey, Glorious Patty Melt
—	1 Vote	Progressives Should Rally Around a New Solo Comic Ariel
—	1 Vote	Judge Orders FBI to Target Americans?
—	1 Vote	A New Cold War
—	1 Vote	Binance Hack Underscores How Cross-Chain Bridges Are a Pretty Face With USB-C